and as long as I'm up and posting....

[ulysses5019]

best patients


Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
Accountants on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you
should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in, "You know, I
like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up
when he observed,

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; plus the head and the ass are interchangeable. "

[National Apathy Party]

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up
when he observed,

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; plus the head and the ass are interchangeable. "

Those political fools better not ever come to me for help. I couldn't care less about them.

I'll refer them to your friend Albert "Liberty" Belle....