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I swear I didn't make this up
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:32 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I swear I didn't make this up. A nude maid steals $40,000 worth of jewelry.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,359141,00.html
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:36 pm
by kayrharris
I'd say he's in trouble with his wife for a couple of things and has some 'splaining to do, if you ask me.
I'd love to hear that conversation...."You hired a nude maid and she stole all my jewelry?"
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:51 pm
by Bob Juch
Should I ask where she hid it?
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:07 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I assumed that she hid the jewelry with her cleaning supplies.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:09 pm
by SportsFan68
I predicted as soon as I heard it that Leno would make jokes about it tonight.
We'll see . . .
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:11 pm
by Bob Juch
SportsFan68 wrote:I predicted as soon as I heard it that Leno would make jokes about it tonight.
We'll see . . .
You're right!
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:58 pm
by ontellen
Why would you have $40,000. in jewels hanging around the house? Have they never heard of safe deposit boxes or a safe?
You're right, Leno has used this in his monologue the last 2 nights.
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:10 am
by mntetn
[cynic]
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
I was waiting for the punch line that she stole $10,000 the first time she was there, $10,000 the next week, etc. Wonder how long the vacation was.
Police are investigating.
As well they should. I fearlessly predict that his story will unravel. But we'll probably never know. [/cynic]