They are co-starring in a new movie called The Debut. Jesse’s charity is Middle Way House. Paul’s charity is NAMI National.
$100
Which of the following stretches about 2,350 miles across the United States?
A: Hollywood Boulevard B: The Mississippi River
C: Central Park D: A receipt from CVS
Answer
B: The Mississippi River
A resident of a zoo in Colorado Springs, the aptly named Hootenanny is what type of bird?
A: Dove B: Penguin
C: Owl D: Chicken
Answer
C: Owl
To prevent the parties in a lawsuit from talking about their case, a judge may issue a decree called a what?
A: Gag order B: Sneeze order
C: Yawn order D: Burp order
Answer
A: Gag order
In 2026, which of these pro sports implemented a high-tech camera system fans took to calling “robo-ump”?
A: Hockey B: Soccer
C: Baseball D: Golf
Answer
C: Baseball (Jimmy says Paul’s dad Bart was a great Commissioner of Baseball.)
Recently becoming a haven for big banks, what city’s bustling financial district is known as “Y’all Street”?
A: Pittsburgh B: Seattle
C: Minneapolis D: Dallas
Answer
D: Dallas
Which of these businesses is named after a 19th-century monarch?
A: Trader Joe’s B: Victoria’s Secret
C: Macy’s D: Levi’s
Answer
B: Victoria’s Secret
What religious holiday, when you remove its last letter, becomes a hotel chain whose Middle Eastern locations often observe it?
A: Passover B: Diwali
C: Ramadan D: Easter
Answer
C: Ramadan
On what hit TV show is the lead character a James Beard Award winner?
A: Hacks B: The Big Bang Theory
C: The Bear D: Ted Lasso
Answer
C: The Bear
$16,000
Some fans criticized Justin Bieber’s performance at the first weekend of Coachella 2026 because he spent nearly 30 minutes onstage doing what?
A: Playing videos on a laptop B: FaceTiming with his son
C: Demonstrating basketball moves D: Drawing a self-portrait
Answer
A: Playing videos on a laptop
A popular plastic surgery procedure, blepharoplasty is also known by what common name?
A: Eyelid lift B: Nose job
C: Breast reduction D: Tummy tuck
50:50
They know a nose job is rhinoplasty.
50:50 leaves A & B.
50:50 leaves A & B.
Answer
A: Eyelid lift
A lucky visitor to Amsterdam’s Rijksmuseum once got to sleep over in the room displaying what Rembrandt masterpiece?
A: Nighthawks B: The Starry Night
C: Night Creatures D: The Night Watch
Answer
D: The Night Watch
The Old Testament depicts two talking animals: a serpent and a what?
A: Lion B: Wolf
C: Donkey D: Sheep
Answer
C: Donkey
$250,000
A nod to his ancestors’ Irish roots, in 2017 Ireland released a stamp featuring the image of what revolutionary figure?
A: Simón Bolívar B: Emiliano Zapata
C: Che Guevara D: Pancho Villa
PAF
Their PAF Eli Bernstein was originally Jesse’s assistant and is so smart that he’s now Jesse’s boss. He has no idea.
ATH
Jimmy has a vague memory of Che Guevara on an Irish stamp.
Answer
C: Che Guevara
Hypergargalesthesia is an extreme sensitivity to what?
A: Loud noises B: Sunlight
C: Tickling D: Caffeine
ATA
A: 21% B: 13% C: 51% D: 15%
Answer
C: Tickling
$1,000,000
According to Rolling Stone magazine, what iconic song “contains what has to be considered the most inspired rock lyric ever recorded”?
A: Tutti Frutti B: Purple Haze
C: Bohemian Rhapsody D: Smells Like Teen Spirit
They walk away. Their guess is Tutti Frutti.
Answer
A: Tutti Frutti
Jesse and Paul win $500,000 for their charities.
Jesse and Paul win $500,000 for their charities.