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There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:19 pm
by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf
That is just more lies and misinformation by Western journalists!
Now everyone please disperse and go back to your bunkers, after you salute the giant framed picture of Saddam Hussein....
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:21 pm
by Super Creepy Rob Lowe
I love smelling the hair on the portraits of dictators...
Sniff! Sniff!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:24 pm
by KilljoyWasHere
It's about time someone cancels this sinful parade!
Now everyone can attend our parish bingo in the cafeteria...
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:27 pm
by Fernando Tatis
Parades are overrated. With all those people crowded around, you're likely to catch ringworm...
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:28 pm
by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine
Fernando Tatis wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:27 pm
Parades are overrated. With all those people crowded around, you're likely to catch ringworm...
Or something MUCH WORSE!!!!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:28 pm
by Four Hour Stiffy
ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:28 pm
Fernando Tatis wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:27 pm
Parades are overrated. With all those people crowded around, you're likely to catch ringworm...
Or something MUCH WORSE!!!!
Priapism?
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:33 pm
by Meth Gator
Well sheeeeit!!! I was gonna pass out some of my rock candy to the kiddies...
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:33 pm
by Gary Glitter
Meth Gator wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:33 pm
Well sheeeeit!!! I was gonna pass out some of my rock candy to the kiddies...
Don't ever try that in Vietnam...
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:41 pm
by Evil Dentist
I guess I'll pass out the candy then, along with a few business cards...
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:05 pm
by silverscreenselect
Where's the flag? I've got to see those nine rows of stars one more time.
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:13 pm
by Sheriff John Brown
Yeehaw! I'm back!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:15 pm
by General Patton
Gary Glitter wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:33 pm
Meth Gator wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:33 pm
Well sheeeeit!!! I was gonna pass out some of my rock candy to the kiddies...
Don't ever try that in Vietnam...
Vietnam? I was in the Big One.
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:17 pm
by BobMarleysGh0st
Hey mon!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:51 pm
by High School Slutatorian
General Patton wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:15 pm
Gary Glitter wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:33 pm
Meth Gator wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:33 pm
Well sheeeeit!!! I was gonna pass out some of my rock candy to the kiddies...
Don't ever try that in Vietnam...
Vietnam? I was in the Big One.
Oooh, did you say you have a Big One?
How do you feel about slapping asses, Mr. General?
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:59 pm
by Liberace
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 3:52 pm
by General Patton
I should slap all of you, but you would probably like it.
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 9:37 pm
by Jim Rome
You come here to see the balloons and marching bands.
You stay for the bitch slapping.
Epic!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 9:40 pm
by Al Pacino
You're no merryman parade!
I'm no merryman parade!
This whole thing is no merryman parade!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 9:50 pm
by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
That's right, BBs.
Don't make any fucking effort to contribute to the parade.
Then quit, you slimy, walrus-looking pieces of shit! Get the hell off my Bored! MOVE IT!”
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 10:01 pm
by Jack Webb
I came here to bust a few heads and rough up some so-called innocent bystanders.
Instead, I'll slap a few folks around.
It's no fun when they like it.
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 10:09 pm
by John Houseman
You come to this Parade
with a skull full of mush
and, if you survive,
you'll have eeeeearned it!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 12:34 am
by Jim Everett
Jim Rome wrote: ↑Wed Nov 26, 2025 9:37 pm
You come here to see the balloons and marching bands.
You stay for the bitch slapping.
Epic!
That's right!!!
(flips over table)
Take this, mofo!!!!
slap! slap! slap! slap! Are you actually liking this, Jimmy? slap! slap! slap!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 12:37 am
by Roger The Slapper
Why was I not invited to this slapfest?
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 12:38 am
by MinisterOfPropaganda
As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby declare that slaps are just fine. But there's nothing wrong with a few eyepokes as well....
PLINK!!!
Re: There Is No Merry Man Parade!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 7:46 am
by Oliver Stoned
This is my kind of parade.
Remember, for maximum slappage, it’s back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
