CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bust
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:06 am
I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...
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CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bust
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:31 am
If it comes with that bobblefeet thingie the minor league team was giving away, maybe he could sell a few copies.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:30 am
I amazed that he thinks he will sell books about the incident.
Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:37 am
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...
Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.
Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:40 am
ulysses5019 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...
Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.
It's hard to concentrate on reading when the guy next to you won't quit tapping the floor....
Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:44 am
Are you sure he's not just taping his watch?Chronic Diarrhea wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...
Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.
It's hard to concentrate on reading when the guy next to you won't quit tapping the floor....
Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:51 am
ulysses5019 wrote:Are you sure he's not just taping his watch?Chronic Diarrhea wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:
Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.
It's hard to concentrate on reading when the guy next to you won't quit tapping the floor....
No, that would be me. I wish he'd hurry up and get out of there!
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:10 am
Possible titles for this book:
"Thighs Wide Shut"
"Taps"
"The Catcher in the Stall"
"Thighs Wide Shut"
"Taps"
"The Catcher in the Stall"
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:24 am
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Possible titles for this book:
"Thighs Wide Shut"
"Taps"
"The Catcher in the Stall"
Ahhh, I was wondering whether he was pitching or catching.....
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:27 am
ulysses5019 wrote:NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Possible titles for this book:
"Thighs Wide Shut"
"Taps"
"The Catcher in the Stall"
Ahhh, I was wondering whether he was pitching or catching.....
I believe he just called for the high hard one....
lb13
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:29 am
I think it'd be a little hard to read the book when all of the pages are stuck together.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:30 am
Plus, his hands are already too busy to turn the pages.....NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I think it'd be a little hard to read the book when all of the pages are stuck together.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:38 am
Oooh, I came up with more possible book titles:
"From the Senate Seat to the Toilet Seat"
"The Stall and the Fury"
"Thirty Seconds Over Minneapolis"
"Confessions of a Dangerous Wide"
"The Remains of the Gay"
"Suddenly Last Cummer"
"Restroom Sex for Dummies"
"From the Senate Seat to the Toilet Seat"
"The Stall and the Fury"
"Thirty Seconds Over Minneapolis"
"Confessions of a Dangerous Wide"
"The Remains of the Gay"
"Suddenly Last Cummer"
"Restroom Sex for Dummies"
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:41 am
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Oooh, I came up with more possible book titles:
"From the Senate Seat to the Toilet Seat"
"The Stall and the Fury"
"Thirty Seconds Over Minneapolis"
"Confessions of a Dangerous Wide"
"The Remains of the Gay"
"Suddenly Last Cummer"
"Restroom Sex for Dummies"
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:42 am
STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:44 am
LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?
lb13
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:46 am
I'm pretty sure that Dead Horse doesn't swing that way.LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:48 am
Good grief.
Don't buy books from crooks.
Don't buy books from crooks.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:53 am
I'm glad I'm above all this! I don't like getting porked!littlebeast13 wrote:LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?
lb13
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:55 am
Flying Pig wrote:I'm glad I'm above all this! I don't like getting porked!littlebeast13 wrote:LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?
lb13
At least you farm animals can still get some pleasure out of it. What do you think he does with me!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mr. Hamster
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:56 am
Squashed Hamster wrote:Flying Pig wrote:I'm glad I'm above all this! I don't like getting porked!littlebeast13 wrote:
Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?
lb13
At least you farm animals can still get some pleasure out of it. What do you think he does with me!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mr. Hamster
Join the club, Mr. Hamster....
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:00 am
LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
That's not the only thing that gets beat.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:03 am
This thread is now closed by order of the Fire Marshall.
And God Almighty!
And God Almighty!
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:04 am
Otto Censor wrote:This thread is now closed by order of the Fire Marshall.
And God Almighty!
AMEN, Brother Ashcroft! This has far exceeded the limits of common decency! The mailman's gonna get a hernia delivering all the checks I'm due by certain heathens on this Bored....
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:06 am
Otto Censor wrote:This thread is now closed by order of the Fire Marshall.
And God Almighty!
Oh Johnny! I've got my habit on..... and nothing else!