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CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bust

#1 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri May 30, 2008 4:06 am

I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...

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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 30, 2008 5:31 am

If it comes with that bobblefeet thingie the minor league team was giving away, maybe he could sell a few copies.

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#3 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri May 30, 2008 7:30 am

I amazed that he thinks he will sell books about the incident.

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Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus

#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 30, 2008 7:37 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...

Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.
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Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus

#5 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Fri May 30, 2008 7:40 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...

Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.

It's hard to concentrate on reading when the guy next to you won't quit tapping the floor....

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Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus

#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 30, 2008 7:44 am

Chronic Diarrhea wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm wondering whether it will be a pop-up book...

Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.

It's hard to concentrate on reading when the guy next to you won't quit tapping the floor....
Are you sure he's not just taping his watch?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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Re: CNN: Larry Craig to write a book about his bathroom bus

#7 Post by Watch Taper » Fri May 30, 2008 7:51 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Chronic Diarrhea wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Nah, but it'll sure make good bathroom reading.

It's hard to concentrate on reading when the guy next to you won't quit tapping the floor....
Are you sure he's not just taping his watch?

No, that would be me. I wish he'd hurry up and get out of there!
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#8 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:10 am

Possible titles for this book:

"Thighs Wide Shut"
"Taps"
"The Catcher in the Stall"

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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:24 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Possible titles for this book:

"Thighs Wide Shut"
"Taps"
"The Catcher in the Stall"

Ahhh, I was wondering whether he was pitching or catching.....
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#10 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:27 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Possible titles for this book:

"Thighs Wide Shut"
"Taps"
"The Catcher in the Stall"

Ahhh, I was wondering whether he was pitching or catching.....

I believe he just called for the high hard one....

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#11 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:29 am

I think it'd be a little hard to read the book when all of the pages are stuck together.

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#12 Post by Lurking Bill » Fri May 30, 2008 8:30 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I think it'd be a little hard to read the book when all of the pages are stuck together.
Plus, his hands are already too busy to turn the pages.....
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#13 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:38 am

Oooh, I came up with more possible book titles:

"From the Senate Seat to the Toilet Seat"
"The Stall and the Fury"
"Thirty Seconds Over Minneapolis"
"Confessions of a Dangerous Wide"
"The Remains of the Gay"
"Suddenly Last Cummer"
"Restroom Sex for Dummies"

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#14 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:41 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Oooh, I came up with more possible book titles:

"From the Senate Seat to the Toilet Seat"
"The Stall and the Fury"
"Thirty Seconds Over Minneapolis"
"Confessions of a Dangerous Wide"
"The Remains of the Gay"
"Suddenly Last Cummer"
"Restroom Sex for Dummies"


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#15 Post by LarryCraig » Fri May 30, 2008 8:42 am

STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
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#16 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:44 am

LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!

Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?

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#17 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:46 am

LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!
I'm pretty sure that Dead Horse doesn't swing that way.

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#18 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:48 am

Good grief.

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#19 Post by Flying Pig » Fri May 30, 2008 8:53 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!

Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?

lb13
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#20 Post by Squashed Hamster » Fri May 30, 2008 8:55 am

Flying Pig wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!

Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?

lb13
I'm glad I'm above all this! I don't like getting porked!

At least you farm animals can still get some pleasure out of it. What do you think he does with me!?!?!?!?!?!?

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#21 Post by Gus Gerbil » Fri May 30, 2008 8:56 am

Squashed Hamster wrote:
Flying Pig wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Why not just use the sheep like my pal JoeBobBillyWayne....?

lb13
I'm glad I'm above all this! I don't like getting porked!

At least you farm animals can still get some pleasure out of it. What do you think he does with me!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr. Hamster

Join the club, Mr. Hamster....

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#22 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 30, 2008 9:00 am

LarryCraig wrote:STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! Or else I'm bring out the dead horse!

That's not the only thing that gets beat.
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#23 Post by Otto Censor » Fri May 30, 2008 9:03 am

This thread is now closed by order of the Fire Marshall.

And God Almighty!
You have entered the No Fun Zone

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#24 Post by Oral B Roberts » Fri May 30, 2008 9:04 am

Otto Censor wrote:This thread is now closed by order of the Fire Marshall.

And God Almighty!

AMEN, Brother Ashcroft! This has far exceeded the limits of common decency! The mailman's gonna get a hernia delivering all the checks I'm due by certain heathens on this Bored....
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#25 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Fri May 30, 2008 9:06 am

Otto Censor wrote:This thread is now closed by order of the Fire Marshall.

And God Almighty!

Oh Johnny! I've got my habit on..... and nothing else!

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