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Weyoun - Know this feller?

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 2:44 pm
by BackInTex
Doctor allegedly tries to kill wife at Hawaii hiking trail: Police

He's an anesthesiologist. Hits wife over the head with a rock. Seems a little old school. But could be used as a defense ("she was in pain").

On another note, my nephew just got matched to do his anesthesiology residency at Virginia Mason in Seattle. He recently graduated from University of Vermont in Burlington. They didn't teach the rock method there, he says.
A doctor is suspected of trying to kill his wife by hitting her with a rock and attempting to push her off a hiking trail in Hawaii, according to police.

Gerhardt Konig, 46, and his wife were at Pali Lookout on Oahu on Monday morning when Konig tried to push her off the trail and struck her in the head with a rock, the Honolulu Police Department said.

She was hospitalized in critical condition, police said.
Konig is an anesthesiologist on Maui, according to Honolulu ABC affiliate KITV.

Konig previously worked in Pittsburgh, where he was an attending anesthesiologist at a women's hospital and an assistant professor of anesthesiology and bioengineering at the University of Pittsburgh Schools of Medicine and Engineering, according to his biography. Konig hasn't worked for the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center in over two years, a spokesperson for the medical center said.

Re: Weyoun - Know this feller?

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 5:42 pm
by silverscreenselect
BackInTex wrote:
Tue Mar 25, 2025 2:44 pm
He's an anesthesiologist. Hits wife over the head with a rock.

Perhaps that's some form of anesthesia that we're unfamiliar with on the mainland.

Re: Weyoun - Know this feller?

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 5:29 pm
by Weyoun
I don't many anesthesiologists. They're full of hot air.

Re: Weyoun - Know this feller?

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 6:21 pm
by Beebs52
You mean "know". Hey, a joke. Cool.

Re: Weyoun - Know this feller?

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 8:38 pm
by Vandal
How many anesthesiologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Anesthesiologists don’t screw in lightbulbs.
They screw in the call room.