Page 1 of 2
WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:02 am
by Meth Gator
Let's get this 24th Annual Parade of Merry Men started!!!
Who brought the cocaine?
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:05 am
by Kanye West
Sorry bro, Kanye don't share his blow...
Hey, that rhymed! Kanye's a fucking poet!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:07 am
by Jefferson Starplane
We still have some vintage LSD from 1968 hidden in Grace's makeup case!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:12 am
by Bubba Squirrel
Something tells me I shouldn't inhale until this parade's over....
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:13 am
by Super Creepy Rob Lowe
(inhaling)
I love the smell of Meth Gator's armpits...
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:15 am
by Gary Glitter
And I love the smell of all the little boys and girls who came out today!
((throws candy))
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am
by Jim Everett
Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:20 am
by Blind Beast
Jim Everett wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am
Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:22 am
by Jocelyn Elders
Blind Beast wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:20 am
Jim Everett wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am
Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
That's why you use a Kleenex....
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:24 am
by KilljoyWasHere
Ten posts in and this parade is already getting out of hand!
Everyone put your hands out KNUCKLES UP!!!!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:43 am
by Astros Trash Can
The silence is deafening! How am I supposed to blend in as ambient noise?
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am
by Admiral Stockdale
Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:47 am
by Highly Offended
Admiral Stockdale wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am
Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Don't go there!!!! I hear the Political Lounge is full of MONKEY FAZOO!!!!!!!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:49 am
by ShitSandwich
Highly Offended wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:47 am
Admiral Stockdale wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am
Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Don't go there!!!! I hear the Political Lounge is full of MONKEY FAZOO!!!!!!!
Would it kill you to just say "shit," weirdo?
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:51 am
by NatteringNabobOfNegativity
Weirdo.... says the cat with the slice of bread on its head.
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 2:42 pm
by silverscreenselect
Since I seem to have inspired this year's parade, I should be the Grand Marshal.
Where's my buddy, the flag? You can't have a parade without nine rows of stars.
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 4:58 pm
by Beebs52
Happy Thxgiving ya weirdos!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:22 pm
by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars
silverscreenselect wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 2:42 pm
Since I seem to have inspired this year's parade, I should be the Grand Marshal.
Where's my buddy, the flag? You can't have a parade without nine rows of stars.
All nine rows are here!
Love y’all
Old Glory
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:30 pm
by CharleyWeaverToBlock
Highly Offended wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:47 am
Admiral Stockdale wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am
Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Don't go there!!!! I hear the Political Lounge is full of MONKEY FAZOO!!!!!!!
Hey, that’s my line!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:32 pm
by Jim Rome
Jim Everett wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am
Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
Hit me with your best shot.
Chris.
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 6:19 pm
by tlynn78
Y'all wave at the Underdog balloon when he goes by for me - I can never remember that log in...
Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:15 pm
by Billy Bored Thornton
The only thing that would redeem this shitty excuse for a parade is if the Doug and Limu floats blow a hole and rain down on this sad sack crowd.
Make it happen!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:23 pm
by Col Nathan Jessep Fantine
We march in the parade, son.
We march in the parade or people die.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
Are we clear?!
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:31 pm
by DeWolf Hopper
Oh, somewhere on this favored Bored the sun is shining bright;
These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;
So there is no joy in Boredville
'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.
Re: WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:02 pm
by Dizzy Miss Lizzie
Looks like we're gonna need a bigger axe.