WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!

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Meth Gator
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WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!

#1 Post by Meth Gator » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:02 am

Let's get this 24th Annual Parade of Merry Men started!!!

Who brought the cocaine?

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#2 Post by Kanye West » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:05 am

Sorry bro, Kanye don't share his blow...

Hey, that rhymed! Kanye's a fucking poet!

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#3 Post by Jefferson Starplane » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:07 am

We still have some vintage LSD from 1968 hidden in Grace's makeup case!
We built this city on ROCK & ROLL!!!!

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#4 Post by Bubba Squirrel » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:12 am

Something tells me I shouldn't inhale until this parade's over....

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#5 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:13 am

(inhaling)

I love the smell of Meth Gator's armpits...
Don't be like this me.

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#6 Post by Gary Glitter » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:15 am

And I love the smell of all the little boys and girls who came out today!

((throws candy))
Da-da-da-duhnaduhnaduh....

HEY!!!!

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#7 Post by Jim Everett » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am

Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
I'm gonna tell you one more time.... Don't call me Chris!!!!!

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#8 Post by Blind Beast » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:20 am

Jim Everett wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am
Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
I can't see! I can't see!

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#9 Post by Jocelyn Elders » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:22 am

Blind Beast wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:20 am
Jim Everett wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am
Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
That's why you use a Kleenex....

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#10 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:24 am

Ten posts in and this parade is already getting out of hand!

Everyone put your hands out KNUCKLES UP!!!!

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#11 Post by Astros Trash Can » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:43 am

The silence is deafening! How am I supposed to blend in as ambient noise?
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

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#12 Post by Admiral Stockdale » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am

Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Who am I?!?!?!?!? Why am I here!?!?!?

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#13 Post by Highly Offended » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:47 am

Admiral Stockdale wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am
Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Don't go there!!!! I hear the Political Lounge is full of MONKEY FAZOO!!!!!!!

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#14 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:49 am

Highly Offended wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:47 am
Admiral Stockdale wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am
Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Don't go there!!!! I hear the Political Lounge is full of MONKEY FAZOO!!!!!!!
Would it kill you to just say "shit," weirdo?
Open wide!
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#15 Post by NatteringNabobOfNegativity » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:51 am

Weirdo.... says the cat with the slice of bread on its head.

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#16 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 27, 2024 2:42 pm

Since I seem to have inspired this year's parade, I should be the Grand Marshal.

Where's my buddy, the flag? You can't have a parade without nine rows of stars.
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#17 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 27, 2024 4:58 pm

Happy Thxgiving ya weirdos!
Well, then

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#18 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:22 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 2:42 pm
Since I seem to have inspired this year's parade, I should be the Grand Marshal.

Where's my buddy, the flag? You can't have a parade without nine rows of stars.
All nine rows are here!

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#19 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:30 pm

Highly Offended wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:47 am
Admiral Stockdale wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:45 am
Why am I here? I should be in the Political Lounge...
Don't go there!!!! I hear the Political Lounge is full of MONKEY FAZOO!!!!!!!
Hey, that’s my line!

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#20 Post by Jim Rome » Wed Nov 27, 2024 5:32 pm

Jim Everett wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:17 am
Hey! Has the balloon full of hot air in the shape of Jim Rome's oversized head come by yet? I've got my BB gun ready....
Hit me with your best shot.

Chris.
Have a take and do no suck.

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#21 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Nov 27, 2024 6:19 pm

Y'all wave at the Underdog balloon when he goes by for me - I can never remember that log in...

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#22 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:15 pm

The only thing that would redeem this shitty excuse for a parade is if the Doug and Limu floats blow a hole and rain down on this sad sack crowd.

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Make it happen!
What the f$%$ck are you looking at?

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#23 Post by Col Nathan Jessep Fantine » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:23 pm

We march in the parade, son.

We march in the parade or people die.

It's that simple.

Are we clear?

Are we clear?!
Get off my wall!

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#24 Post by DeWolf Hopper » Wed Nov 27, 2024 8:31 pm

Oh, somewhere on this favored Bored the sun is shining bright;

These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,

And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;

So there is no joy in Boredville
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'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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#25 Post by Dizzy Miss Lizzie » Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:02 pm

Looks like we're gonna need a bigger axe.
Don't cross me.

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