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I now understand...
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:07 pm
by marrymeflyfree
...why new parents talk about poop so much.

Re: I now understand...
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:09 pm
by ulysses5019
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.

I didn't know pea was a new parent.
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:11 pm
by marrymeflyfree
That made me laugh out loud, loudly!
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:14 pm
by ulysses5019
marrymeflyfree wrote:That made me laugh out loud, loudly!
I hope you didn't wake the baby.
Re: I now understand...
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:01 pm
by a1mamacat
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.

Yup, you send it in one end, and it immediately exits out the other.
Just wait until she start solids.....FUN Times!!!!
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:14 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I your daughter's tummy starts to rumble when you are changing her diaper, learn from my mistake. Rather than backing away from the poop, cover her bottom with a diaper.
I spent quit a bit of time cleaning projectile poop off the carpet.
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:01 pm
by ShitSandwich
We need more threads like this on the Bored....
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:07 pm
by Chicken Little
ShitSandwich wrote:We need more threads like this on the Bored....
If you think I'm gonna click that spoiler you're crazier than Al Gore.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:14 pm
by TheBountyOfMyBucket
Chicken Little wrote:ShitSandwich wrote:We need more threads like this on the Bored....
If you think I'm gonna click that spoiler you're crazier than Al Gore.

Here, little chickie. Come over here and crawl into Uncle Harland's bucket....
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:40 pm
by hermillion
My father said infants were a lot like earthworms -- everything goes in one end, and straight out the other.
Wait until you introduce beets into your precious darling's diet.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:18 pm
by mrkelley23
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I your daughter's tummy starts to rumble when you are changing her diaper, learn from my mistake. Rather than backing away from the poop, cover her bottom with a diaper.
I spent quit a bit of time cleaning projectile poop off the carpet.
We had three boys -- we learned about "Draping" pretty quickly....
Re: I now understand...
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm
by peacock2121
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.

It's all about the poop!
Re: I now understand...
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm
by peacock2121
ulysses5019 wrote:marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.

I didn't know pea was a new parent.
Hey!
I heard that.
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm
by peacock2121
marrymeflyfree wrote:That made me laugh out loud, loudly!
Me too!