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I now understand...

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:07 pm
by marrymeflyfree
...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D

Re: I now understand...

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:09 pm
by ulysses5019
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
I didn't know pea was a new parent.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:11 pm
by marrymeflyfree
That made me laugh out loud, loudly!

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:14 pm
by ulysses5019
marrymeflyfree wrote:That made me laugh out loud, loudly!
I hope you didn't wake the baby.

Re: I now understand...

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:01 pm
by a1mamacat
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
Yup, you send it in one end, and it immediately exits out the other.

Just wait until she start solids.....FUN Times!!!!

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:14 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I your daughter's tummy starts to rumble when you are changing her diaper, learn from my mistake. Rather than backing away from the poop, cover her bottom with a diaper.

I spent quit a bit of time cleaning projectile poop off the carpet.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:01 pm
by ShitSandwich
We need more threads like this on the Bored....

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:07 pm
by Chicken Little
ShitSandwich wrote:We need more threads like this on the Bored....
If you think I'm gonna click that spoiler you're crazier than Al Gore. :shock:

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:14 pm
by TheBountyOfMyBucket
Chicken Little wrote:
ShitSandwich wrote:We need more threads like this on the Bored....
If you think I'm gonna click that spoiler you're crazier than Al Gore. :shock:

Here, little chickie. Come over here and crawl into Uncle Harland's bucket....

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:40 pm
by hermillion
My father said infants were a lot like earthworms -- everything goes in one end, and straight out the other.



Wait until you introduce beets into your precious darling's diet.

:shock:

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:18 pm
by mrkelley23
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I your daughter's tummy starts to rumble when you are changing her diaper, learn from my mistake. Rather than backing away from the poop, cover her bottom with a diaper.

I spent quit a bit of time cleaning projectile poop off the carpet.
We had three boys -- we learned about "Draping" pretty quickly....

Re: I now understand...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm
by peacock2121
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
It's all about the poop!

Re: I now understand...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm
by peacock2121
ulysses5019 wrote:
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
I didn't know pea was a new parent.
Hey!

I heard that.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm
by peacock2121
marrymeflyfree wrote:That made me laugh out loud, loudly!
Me too!