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If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:15 pm
by tlynn78
The advent of COVID brought us the convenience of ZOOM hearings. We thought the lawyer attending his ZOOM meeting with a cat face was bad.
This morning one of our judges was conducting criminal arraignments. ZOOM appearances are allowed for some. Not just one, but TWO male defendants thought it would be a good idea to wear ski masks covering their faces for their ZOOM appearance. Naked. Oh, and um, releasing tension, if you know what I mean....
TWO of them. At the same time, on separate screens.
Re: If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 1:26 pm
by Jocelyn Elders
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:15 pm
The advent of COVID brought us the convenience of ZOOM hearings. We thought the lawyer attending his ZOOM meeting with a cat face was bad.
This morning one of our judges was conducting criminal arraignments. ZOOM appearances are allowed for some. Not just one, but TWO male defendants thought it would be a good idea to wear ski masks covering their faces for their ZOOM appearance. Naked. Oh, and um, releasing tension, if you know what I mean....
TWO of them. At the same time, on separate screens.
We find the defendants not guilty!
Re: If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 1:56 pm
by tlynn78
Jocelyn Elders wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 1:26 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:15 pm
The advent of COVID brought us the convenience of ZOOM hearings. We thought the lawyer attending his ZOOM meeting with a cat face was bad.
This morning one of our judges was conducting criminal arraignments. ZOOM appearances are allowed for some. Not just one, but TWO male defendants thought it would be a good idea to wear ski masks covering their faces for their ZOOM appearance. Naked. Oh, and um, releasing tension, if you know what I mean....
TWO of them. At the same time, on separate screens.
We find the defendants not guilty!
LOL!
Re: If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:03 pm
by Beebs52
Re: If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:25 pm
by BackInTex
Oh my!
I assume they will be held (with gloves on a 10ft pole) in contempt.
Re: If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 3:26 pm
by tlynn78
BackInTex wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:25 pm
Oh my!
I assume they will be held (with gloves on a 10ft pole) in contempt.
You're giving them waaayyyy too much credit.
Re: If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 4:13 pm
by Beebs52
If I was wearing pearls I'd washem.
Re: If I was wearing pearls...
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 4:26 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 4:13 pm
If I was wearing pearls I'd washem.
The eyeballs are priority one.
