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If I was wearing pearls...

#1 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:15 pm

The advent of COVID brought us the convenience of ZOOM hearings. We thought the lawyer attending his ZOOM meeting with a cat face was bad.
This morning one of our judges was conducting criminal arraignments. ZOOM appearances are allowed for some. Not just one, but TWO male defendants thought it would be a good idea to wear ski masks covering their faces for their ZOOM appearance. Naked. Oh, and um, releasing tension, if you know what I mean....
TWO of them. At the same time, on separate screens.
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#2 Post by Jocelyn Elders » Wed Jul 10, 2024 1:26 pm

tlynn78 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:15 pm
 The advent of COVID brought us the convenience of ZOOM hearings. We thought the lawyer attending his ZOOM meeting with a cat face was bad.
This morning one of our judges was conducting criminal arraignments. ZOOM appearances are allowed for some. Not just one, but TWO male defendants thought it would be a good idea to wear ski masks covering their faces for their ZOOM appearance. Naked. Oh, and um, releasing tension, if you know what I mean....
TWO of them. At the same time, on separate screens.
We find the defendants not guilty!
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#3 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Jul 10, 2024 1:56 pm

Jocelyn Elders wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 10, 2024 1:26 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:15 pm
 The advent of COVID brought us the convenience of ZOOM hearings. We thought the lawyer attending his ZOOM meeting with a cat face was bad.
This morning one of our judges was conducting criminal arraignments. ZOOM appearances are allowed for some. Not just one, but TWO male defendants thought it would be a good idea to wear ski masks covering their faces for their ZOOM appearance. Naked. Oh, and um, releasing tension, if you know what I mean....
TWO of them. At the same time, on separate screens.
We find the defendants not guilty!
LOL!
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#4 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:03 pm

:shock:
Well, then
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#5 Post by BackInTex » Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:25 pm

Oh my!

I assume they will be held (with gloves on a 10ft pole) in contempt.
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#6 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Jul 10, 2024 3:26 pm

BackInTex wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 10, 2024 2:25 pm
 Oh my!

I assume they will be held (with gloves on a 10ft pole) in contempt.
You're giving them waaayyyy too much credit.



:lol: :lol:
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#7 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jul 10, 2024 4:13 pm

If I was wearing pearls I'd washem.
Well, then
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#8 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Jul 10, 2024 4:26 pm

Beebs52 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 10, 2024 4:13 pm
 If I was wearing pearls I'd washem.
The eyeballs are priority one.
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