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Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 12:50 pm
by tlynn78
Mistake #1: Defendant insists on represeting himself in a felony criminal matter. He is granted stand-by counsel.
Mistake #2: Defendant insists there 'must be' video footage of the perp 'wearing an orange jacket.' Defendant claims to own no such jacket.
Mistake #3: (the biggie) Guess what has been hanging off the back of Defendant's chair since he arrived at court?
Can't make this stuff up.
Re: Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 12:52 pm
by BackInTex
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 12:50 pm
Mistake #1: Defendant insists on represeting himself in a felony criminal matter. He is granted stand-by counsel.
Mistake #2: Defendant insists there 'must be' video footage of the perp 'wearing an orange jacket.' Defendant claims to own no such jacket.
Mistake #3: (the biggie) Guess what has been hanging off the back of Defendant's chair since he arrived at court?
Can't make this stuff up.
Maybe he borrowed it.
Re: Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 1:19 pm
by tlynn78
BackInTex wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 12:52 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 12:50 pm
Mistake #1: Defendant insists on represeting himself in a felony criminal matter. He is granted stand-by counsel.
Mistake #2: Defendant insists there 'must be' video footage of the perp 'wearing an orange jacket.' Defendant claims to own no such jacket.
Mistake #3: (the biggie) Guess what has been hanging off the back of Defendant's chair since he arrived at court?
Can't make this stuff up.
Maybe he borrowed it.
Probably planted.
Re: Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 3:12 pm
by Beebs52
Orange? Snicker.
Re: Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 3:21 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 3:12 pm
Orange? Snicker.
Well, to be fair he was stealing a U-Haul truck so maybe trying to blend in?
Re: Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 3:36 pm
by mrkelley23
He's just setting y'all up for the big reveal later when he tries it on and it doesn't fit.
Re: Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 3:52 pm
by jarnon
mrkelley23 wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 3:36 pm
He's just setting y'all up for the big reveal later when he tries it on and it doesn't fit.
The prosecution's ready for that. They found footprints at the scene that match the guy's shoes.
Re: Good times in court
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 5:32 pm
by tlynn78
lol - nope, 'guilty' - the judge didn't buy his nonsense.