WWTBAM Bored

tlynn78 wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 25, 2023 7:38 pm

Had a guy come in today asking for his marriage license "back." Generally, once a license is issued, the couple takes it with them, gets married, and returns the license to us for registration. We got his back on Monday, hadn't registered it yet. He had a huge shiner, and wanted to get the license back so he could tear it up. When I told him that's not how it works, he asked if he could "amend" it. I asked what he'd like amended. "Her signature - I don't want her using my name." Again, that's not how any of this works...I said, she can come in and amend her signature,"..she can't, she's in jail"
Oy.

Bob Juch wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 26, 2023 4:51 pm

tlynn78 wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 25, 2023 7:38 pm

Had a guy come in today asking for his marriage license "back." Generally, once a license is issued, the couple takes it with them, gets married, and returns the license to us for registration. We got his back on Monday, hadn't registered it yet. He had a huge shiner, and wanted to get the license back so he could tear it up. When I told him that's not how it works, he asked if he could "amend" it. I asked what he'd like amended. "Her signature - I don't want her using my name." Again, that's not how any of this works...I said, she can come in and amend her signature,"..she can't, she's in jail"
Oy.

I'm thinking about writing a Country song about that.

I've got a few new ones here: https://www.broadjam.com/songs/Bob_Juch

I hear some parts of Montana already have a foot of snow!

Spock wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 26, 2023 12:11 pm

You officially have the most interesting job of any Bored member-albeit with the possible exception of Starfish(I think) who worked for the government and knew all the secrets. I still think he spent time at our secret moon base(LOL).