WWTBAM Bored

... To find out I am a member of a criminal organization!!!

Please consider this post as an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.

I wanna be a made man!

flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:55 am

... To find out I am a member of a criminal organization!!!

Please consider this post as an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.

I wanna be a made man!

Horse head in the bed?

Geez, What a cheap criminal organization. I haven't gotten any stacks of cash! What do I have to do to get paid in this lousy excuse for a gang? Ask for somebody's email address?

My latest song:

My Self-Driving Truck Done Driven Itself Away

(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, sun shining high,
Reached for my keys, gave a deep sigh.
Looked out the window, where's my ride?
My self-driving truck, it left my side.

(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
Maybe it didn’t like the muddin games I play.
Should've been careful, not been so rough,
Now I’m here stranded, man, life’s tough.

(Verse 2)
Had some good memories in that truck,
Moonlit drives, getting stuck in muck.
But I reckon it had its very own mind,
Got tired of muddin, left me behind.

(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
Guess those dirt roads were a price to pay.
I always thought it'd stay true,
Never imagined it’d leave without a clue.

(Bridge)
Now I’m standin' by the roadside,
Hitching a ride, swallowed my pride.
Wondering if somewhere tonight,
My truck's cruising under the starlight.

(Verse 3)
Heard a story, about a truck downtown,
Dancing to its engine without a frown.
Could it be mine? Is it living free?
Wishing I was there, for the jamboree.

(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
I'll miss it more with each passing day.
Shouldn’t have taken it, through all that muddin,
Regret fills my heart with each thuddin'.

(Outro)
So here’s to the rides, the mud, and the rain,
To the joy, the laughter, and the pain.
I’ll always remember, come what may,
The day my self-driving truck drove itself away.