WWTBAM Bored

I don't patronize Domino's very often, but I had an email coupon for a free medium pizza (delivery only). Not buy one, get one, but free. So, I went through the process, where they added a $5 delivery charge and tried to check out. They told me that my order was $17 short of the minimum required for delivery. Sure enough, in the fine print, it said: "Delivery orders are subject to local store delivery minimum requirements." So, I either bought another $17 worth of Domino's crap to get my free pizza or raided the refrigerator for leftovers to munch down on while watching Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre.

Guess which one I chose?

That sucks. However, to Jeff's chagrin, I always exceed that amount if I get Dominos. BUT their Brooklyn stylewhitesaucespinachpepperonisausageblackolivesroastedredpeppersextracheese is one of the best pizzas ever. A little pricey
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Here's my standard order. I get this every two or three months.

LARGE (14") HAND TOSSED DELUXE
Banana Peppers, Shredded Parmesan, No Robust Inspired Tomato Sauce, No Green Peppers, Extra Cheese, Garlic Parmesan Sauce, Shredded Provolone Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Onions, Mushrooms