WWTBAM Bored

Witness is called forward to testify.
Judge: Please raise your right hand and be sworn.
Witness: <stares at me>
Me: <stares at witness>
Witness <stares>
Me: <stares>
Witness: <grins>
Me: <slight smile>
Witness: (who has no right arm below the elbow) raises left hand high
Me: <issues oath>

Thank sweet baby Jesus I rarely need to cover court.

Could you send a spitball to the judge?

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Wed May 03, 2023 2:26 pm

Could you send a spitball to the judge?

One of our "baby" judges (standing master) and clueless