Witness is called forward to testify.
Judge: Please raise your right hand and be sworn.
Witness: <stares at me>
Me: <stares at witness>
Witness <stares>
Me: <stares>
Witness: <grins>
Me: <slight smile>
Witness: (who has no right arm below the elbow) raises left hand high
Me: <issues oath>
Thank sweet baby Jesus I rarely need to cover court.
Awkward courtroom moment of the week
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tlynn78
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Awkward courtroom moment of the week
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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tlynn78
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Re: Awkward courtroom moment of the week
One of our "baby" judges (standing master) and clueless
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire