There is a new rule on The Bored

[Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars]

Each Bored member must recite The Pledge of Allegiance every Monday morning.

So before you play Slamboree! in four days,

Remember to make the pledge to me, Old Glory.

It's as easy as, well, counting rows of stars

Slamboree!

Starts Monday Morning
Here, in Pledgeville
and nowhere else