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Give me all your money...
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:11 pm
by sunflower
LOL...no false pretenses of making any money here...just give me your account numbers and your cash...same end result but less bs...honesty has to count for something, right?!?
Kidding...I just hate spam and felt the need to mock it!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:16 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Here is my social security number
666-66-6666
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:18 pm
by sunflower
You wouldn't believe how many times in the last 2 weeks I won the Nigerian lottery AND had inheritances left to me. Why mess around with egold when there are millions already waiting for me?? LOL...
If only I had that kind of luck when I was sitting in the hot seat...
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:19 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
You wouldn't believe how many people have told me in the last few weeks that my penis is too small.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:23 pm
by sunflower
And I apparently am in the market for several hundred replica watches!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:23 pm
by littlebeast13
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:You wouldn't believe how many people have told me in the last few weeks that my penis is too small.
People on the street?
lb13
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:25 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
littlebeast13 wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:You wouldn't believe how many people have told me in the last few weeks that my penis is too small.
People on the street?
lb13
Emails.
If I wasn't so secure femininity, I might develop a complex.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:30 pm
by ne1410s
Well, apparently someone has been forwarding my posts. Lately all I get are spams for colon cleansing...
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:41 pm
by SportsFan68
I couldn't bring myself to open this one, but I was SO TEMPTED!
We represent you mane vocancies!
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:08 am
by peacock2121
No one even cares if I have a penis or not.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:09 am
by peacock2121
No one wants my money or my social security number either.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:13 am
by NellyLunatic1980
Going through my spam, I see that I have e-mails saying that I can refinance my home, get a penis enlargement, and refinance a penis enlargement.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:33 am
by peacock2121
What about discount drugs!
Sting gets those as well.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:18 am
by NellyLunatic1980
peacock2121 wrote:What about discount drugs!
Sting gets those as well.
Yep. I've gotten lots of spam for discounts on Dole's boner pills.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:45 am
by nitrah55
peacock2121 wrote:No one even cares if I have a penis or not.
I think this calls for a show of hands.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:09 am
by gsabc
nitrah55 wrote:peacock2121 wrote:No one even cares if I have a penis or not.
I think this calls for a show of hands.
Well, a show of SOMEthing, anyway.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:40 am
by peacock2121
You boys sure know how to sweet talk a girl!