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Garry Kasparov's penis problem
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:38 am
by NellyLunatic1980
This is one of the weirdest stories I've seen all year.
http://gizmodo.com/391794/flying-rc-pen ... rov-speech
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:48 am
by Four Hour Stiffy
Someone needs to keep their rocket in their pants....
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:51 am
by tlynn78
THAT"S where it went...
t.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:02 am
by VAdame
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:03 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I can't get it to work!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:07 am
by Rexer25
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I can't get it to work!
I am assuming that you are referring to the video in question...
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:08 am
by ulysses5019
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I can't get it to work!
Is this better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haRZxPw0JYg
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:10 am
by tlynn78
Is this better?
Yes! LOL
I'm such a juvenile.
t.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:16 am
by peacock2121
We are bad, bad peoples.
bad
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:17 am
by Rexer25
The video with subtitles is easier to understand.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 am
by peacock2121
Rexer25 wrote:
The video with subtitles is easier to understand.
and funnier.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:20 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Ok, it's really funny.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:37 am
by VAdame
!@#$% I can't YouTube at work -- probably a good thing as nothing much else would get done!

I'll have to check it out later.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:38 pm
by Thousandaire
The article said "meatspace"... heh [/beavis]
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:53 pm
by Beavis & Butthead
Thousandaire wrote:The article said "meatspace"... heh [/beavis]
Uh.... I don't think Beavis needs more meatspace. huh, huh, huh!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:17 pm
by etaoin22
They got it before it completed its programmed task of discharging ..... !
Fill in your poison of choice. Vodka not included....
Or whatever, in Russia until proven otherwise I would assume that there was some evildoing intent with such a device.
Might be a good scene for an over-the-top spy spoof, OTOH.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:27 pm
by NellyLunatic1980
etaoin22 wrote:They got it before it completed its programmed task of discharging ..... !
Fill in your poison of choice. Vodka not included....
Or whatever, in Russia until proven otherwise I would assume that there was some evildoing intent with such a device.
Might be a good scene for an over-the-top spy spoof, OTOH.
I was thinking a 1940s-style detective film would be more apropos since those types of films always have a private dick...
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:03 pm
by ulysses5019
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:etaoin22 wrote:They got it before it completed its programmed task of discharging ..... !
Fill in your poison of choice. Vodka not included....
Or whatever, in Russia until proven otherwise I would assume that there was some evildoing intent with such a device.
Might be a good scene for an over-the-top spy spoof, OTOH.
I was thinking a 1940s-style detective film would be more apropos since those types of films always have a private dick...
But this one wasn't so private........
........maybe it should be part of an Austin Powers movie.....was it gold?
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:29 pm
by VAdame
Are you talking about that thing flying around that looks like somebody's....
Johnson!

Lordy, Clint Howard grew up fugly, din't he?
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:45 pm
by VAdame
OK -- saw the YouTube video -- that is just
hysterical! Like a little penis-helicopter!
I think that previous pic is not of "Johnson" but from another movie. Here's Clint as
"Johnson!"
(behind & to Michael York's left, viewer's right)
Still -- fugly!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:43 pm
by YetiGirl
i would have swatted it
just as good as that guy
only closer to the ground
and fewer people in the room
outside would be better
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:32 pm
by Thousandaire
VAdame wrote:
Lordy, Clint Howard grew up fugly, din't he?
But he's reported to be a very big tipper!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:47 pm
by SportsFan68
Kasparov's much better looking than I thought he was. I must have been thinking of Spassky.
I read this afternoon that Spassky was always friendly with Fischer. He said that Fischer made them all rich men. I'm sure that's not the reason Spassky always stuck up for him, I just never thought of it like that. Fischer was worth more than $2 million when he died, pretty good for somebody who never held a day job.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:13 pm
by ulysses5019
SportsFan68 wrote:Kasparov's much better looking than I thought he was. I must have been thinking of Spassky.
I read this afternoon that Spassky was always friendly with Fischer. He said that Fischer made them all rich men. I'm sure that's not the reason Spassky always stuck up for him, I just never thought of it like that. Fischer was worth more than $2 million when he died, pretty good for somebody who never held a day job.
What? I am much more better looking man than girrlyman garry. I am not bothered by Flying Fickle Phallus of Fate.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:15 pm
by Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM
ulysses5019 wrote:What? I am much more better looking man than girrlyman garry. I am not bothered by Flying Fickle Phallus of Fate.
Did you just call me a weiner?
-DaFinger