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Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:29 am
by Watch Taper
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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:30 am
by Astros Trash Can
The parade was three weeks ago, dude!
We can still do a rousing version of "Stomp" though!
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:33 am
by Gary Glitter
HEY!!!!
You say the parade's been going on for 22 years now? Nevermind, too old for me to get involved....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:34 am
by NatteringNabobOfNegativity
A parade on this Bored. Just wonderful. Like someone started a dumpster fire in the middle of a tire fire....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:37 am
by Liberace
Oh boy, my favorite time of the year! I should put on my pair of sparkling lace underwear!
Oh, I forgot, I already wore them Monday!
Commando it is!!!
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:39 am
by Super Creepy Rob Lowe
Anyone looking to have their hair sniffed?
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:42 am
by Fernando Tatis
I'll happily march in place of my son, who's been suspended from this parade. I'm used to performing in front of small crowds anyway...
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:46 am
by Beavis & Butthead
Uh......... this sucks!
Change it, Beavis!
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:48 am
by Jefferson Starplane
Fernando Tatis wrote: ↑Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:42 am
I'm used to performing in front of small crowds anyway...
Us too!!! Seems nobody knew our name....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:50 am
by Kiki's Cleaning Lady
I don't normally get up this early (drops Alka Seltzer into cup of water), but someone's gotta get the jamón ready....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:52 am
by Evil Raccoon
Anyone wanna share this leftover brisket I found in the Astros Trash Can?
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:54 am
by JoeBobBillyWayneTucker
Any of y'all wanna share this here coon I shot diggin' in the Astros Trash Can?
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:55 am
by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine
I got something else I'd like to share with everyone!
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:56 am
by BDMs partner
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:58 am
by Porky Pig
BDMs partner wrote: ↑Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:56 am
Bacon for everyone!
You're eebly eebly eebly, de-de eebly, despicable!
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:00 am
by Psycho Beast
Where are all of these Merry Men coming from!?!?!?
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:02 am
by ClonedKitty
Psycho Beast wrote: ↑Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:00 am
Where are all of these Merry Men coming from!?!?!?
We can make an army of millions of Merry Men to bore the world to death!
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:04 am
by MinisterOfPropaganda
ClonedKitty wrote: ↑Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:02 am
Psycho Beast wrote: ↑Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:00 am
Where are all of these Merry Men coming from!?!?!?
We can make an army of millions of Merry Men to bore the world to death!
As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby declare that we like the way you think!
We will steal your idea and then shoot you at sunrise....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:06 am
by Jim Cantore
Good thing you can't see the sunrise through all of this THUNDERSNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:07 am
by Al Gore
Jim Cantore wrote: ↑Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:06 am
Good thing you can't see the sunrise through all of this
THUNDERSNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
How inconvenient....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:09 am
by TheNotSoGreatPretender
Someone is stealing ideas? Coolio!!!
I'm thinking of starting a tradition of having a parade on the day before Thanksgiving, and calling it The Parade of Pretenders!
What do you all think?
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:11 am
by Ed McMahon
And now stay tuned for The Worst of Carson....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:12 am
by Kanye West
I hope you all feel honored by my lateness...
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:15 am
by Joe Pesci
I just bashed in the skulls of two Merry Men who thought I was funny.
Nobody'll miss 'em....
Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:18 am
by Emo Kitty
This is why sane people just stay home and cut themselves....