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it's a new Top 10 list! One of these hasn't been done on the Bored in ages, and the last time that I personally posted one was almost 5 years ago
(Top 10 signs you're at a really bad mall). This week seems to be the perfect time for new material.

So from the home office in Escanaba, Michigan...

TOP 10 QUESTIONS FORMER GUY PLED THE FIFTH ON

As you remember, Former Guy invoked the Fifth Amendment like a mob boss in that New York deposition last week. 440 times in a single deposition in a single day. What kind of questions were the D.A.'s office asking to make Former Guy look more guilty than he already makes himself look any time he opens his sphincter of a mouth? Luckily, I have that answer below. Here we go!

#10.

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"Boxers or briefs?"

#9.

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"What animal died and crawled atop your head fifty years ago?"

#8.

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"How much cash do you actually have right now?"

#7.

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"Are you high or just retarded?"

#6.

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"Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?"

#5.

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"Do you love Eric?"

#4.

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"Got milk?"

#3.

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"What does Putin's dick taste like?"

#2.

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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

Annnnnd the number one question Former Guy pled the Fifth on...

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"Is your name Donald J. Trump?"

(Sorry, but I didn't have a nice and punchy WGAS joke for #1.)

>>>""What does Putin's dick taste like?""<<<<

Boy, the left sure likes to make homophobic slurs.

Spock wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:01 pm

>>>""What does Putin's dick taste like?""<<<<

Boy, the left sure likes to make homophobic slurs.

As a member of the left who only just now read the original post, I would like to disavow myself from any connection to this.

A great representative of the clergy.