Arizona AG: The voters were alive

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Arizona AG: The voters were alive

#1 Post by Bob78164 » Mon Aug 01, 2022 6:47 pm

Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich, who is campaigning to become the Republican nominee for the United States Senate, inflicted a probably fatal blow against his own primary campaign when he reported that of the 282 allegedly dead voters who voted in 2020, 281 of them were willing to sign affidavits attesting that they are still alive, and were not in fact dead when they voted in 2020. Most of them were quite surprised to learn that Cyber Ninjas thought they were dead.

Because this truthful finding runs contrary to accepted Republican wisdom, this report is considered a fatal blow to Brnovich's primary campaign. Trump-endorsed Blake Masters must now be considered the presumptive nominee to take on Senator Mark Kelly.

(Note: The tone of this post is deliberately somewhat more tongue-in-cheek than the linked article, but Brnovich did find and report that all but one of the supposedly dead voters were in fact alive, and I do believe that reporting this finding will be a death blow to his primary campaign.) --Bob
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson

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