WWTBAM Bored

1. Young Squirrel, Union Gap
6. You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful and You're Mine
9. I’m On Fire
11. Every Breath You Take

Kroxquo Bonus: Grenade, Bruno Mars (sounds like a stalker and it's rather recent - 2010)

1. nope
2. Girl you'll be a woman soon - Neil Diamond
3. Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
4. ??? -The Bee Gees
5. nope
6. You're sixteen - Ringo Starr
7. Vehicle - Ides of March
8. Whiskey bar - The Doors
9. I'm on fire - Bruuuucccceeee Springsteen
10. I don't want to lose your love tonight - The Outfield
11. Every breath you take - The Police
12. Money for nothing - Dire Straits (They don't even play this verse anymore)
13. Every picture tells a story - Rod Stewart

Kroxquo Bonus:
How does this song always get a pass in lists like this
Run for your life - The Beatles

I mean just check out these lyrics
I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!

1. Young Girl - Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
2.
3. Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
4. Nights on Broadway - Bee Gees
5.
6. You're Sixteen - Ringo Starr
7. Vehicle - Ides of March
8.
9. I'm on Fire - Bruce Springsteen
10.
11. Every Breath You Take - Police
12. Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
13.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)
I'm Not Too Old for You - Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band

1. With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth
Young Girl - Jay and the Americans

6. You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine
You're 16, You're Beautiful and You're Mine - Ringo Starr

7. I'm a friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star
Vehicle - Ides of March

11. Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Every Breath You Take - The Police



Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)
Every Frickin Gangsta Rap Song Ever Made and Still Being Made

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!
(5 points)

1. With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth
Young Girl - Gary Puckett And the Union Gap (WTF is a union gap anyway?)

2. I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're sayin', girl, just cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, I finally found what I've been lookin' for
But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure

3. Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round, messin' round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun
I shot her
Hey Joe - Jimi

4. Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away

5. I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

6. You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine
You're Sixteen - Ringo

7. I'm a friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star
Vehicle - March 15th

8. Well, show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

9. Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm
I got a bad desire

10. Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
Your Love - Outfield

11. Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Every Breath You Take - Police

12. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire."
Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

13. I fell in love with a slant-eyed lady
by the light of an eastern moon
Shanghai Lil never used the pill,
she claimed that it just ain't natural.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

Johnny Are You Queer - Josie Cotton

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!

This is sure to get ol' Billy Bored hot and bothered....

1. With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth




2. I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're sayin', girl, just cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, I finally found what I've been lookin' for
But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure



3. Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round, messin' round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun
I shot her



4. Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away



5. I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime



6. You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine

You're 16 - Ringo Starr

7. I'm a friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

Vehicle - Ides of March

8. Well, show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why



9. Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm
I got a bad desire

I'm on Fire - Bruce Springsteen

10. Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older

User Your Love Tonight - The Outfield

11. Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

- The Police

12. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire."

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

13. I fell in love with a slant-eyed lady
by the light of an eastern moon
Shanghai Lil never used the pill,
she claimed that it just ain't natural.

Every Picture Tells a Story - Rod Stewart

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

New York Minute - Ronnie McDowell

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!
(5 points)

1. With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

2. I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're sayin', girl, just cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, I finally found what I've been lookin' for
But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure

3. Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round, messin' round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun
I shot her

4. Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away

5. I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

6. You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine

7. I'm a friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

8. Well, show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

9. Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm
I got a bad desire

I'm on Fire, Bruce Springsteen

10. Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older

11. Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

Every Step You Take, The Police

12. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire."

Something for Nothing, Dire Straits

13. I fell in love with a slant-eyed lady
by the light of an eastern moon
Shanghai Lil never used the pill,
she claimed that it just ain't natural.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!
(5 points)

1. YOUNG GIRL/GARY PUCKETT AND THE UNION GAP

2. GIRL, YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON/NEIL DIAMOND

4. NIGHTS ON BROADWAY/THE BEE GEES

6. YOU'RE SIXTEEN/RINGO START

7. VEHICLE/THE IDES OF MARH

8. ALABAMA SONG/from the Brecht/Weill Musical Mahagonny; I think the original version was sung by Lotte Lenya

9. I'M ON FIRE/BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

10. YOUR LOVE/THE OUTFIELD

11. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE/THE POLICE

12. MONEY FOR NOTHING/DIRE STRAITS

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

HOT CHILD IN THE CITY/NICK GILDER

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!
(5 points)

1.) Young Girl - Gary Puckett, 2.) Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond, 6.) You're Sixteen - Ringo Starr, 9.) I'm On Fire
- Bruce Springsteen, 10.) I Don't Want To Lose Your Love - , 11.) Every Breath You Take - The Police, 12.) Money For Nothing - Dire Straits. Krox Bonus: Nurse Rozetta - Alice Cooper.

I just finished reading the list again and now I have to take a shower. If any of you far-far-from-underage Bored ladies would like to...oh, never mind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist

1. With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Young Girl - Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

2. I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're sayin', girl, just cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, I finally found what I've been lookin' for
But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure

3. Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round, messin' round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun
I shot her

Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix

4. Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away

5. I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

6. You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine

You're 16 - Ringo Starr (Because I can't remember who did the original and I like the use of the kazoos)

7. I'm a friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

Vehicle - Dangling Medallions (I can't imagine how anyone EVER thought this was appropriate)

8. Well, show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

9. Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm
I got a bad desire

I'm On Fire - Bruce Springsteen

10. Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older

I Don't Want to Lose Myself - The Outfield

11. Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

Every Breath You Take - The Police

12. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire."

Money For Nothing - Dire Straits (this verse usually gets left out on the radio now.)

13. I fell in love with a slant-eyed lady
by the light of an eastern moon
Shanghai Lil never used the pill,
she claimed that it just ain't natural.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

Run For Your Life - The Beatles (Probably their most disturbing lyrics)

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!
(5 points)

1. Young Girl - Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
2. Girl, You'll Be a Woman - Neil Diamond
3. Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
4. Nights on Broadway - The Bee Gees
5. Stray Cat Blues - The Rolling Stones
6. You're Sixteen - Johnny Burnette
7. Vehicle - Drawing a Blank
8. Familiar-ish but Nope
9. I'm on Fire - Bruce Springsteen
10. Nope
11. Every Breath You Take - The Police
12. Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
13. Drawing a blank on the song but it's Rod Stewart

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

In the Summertime - Mungo Jerry

If her daddy’s rich take her out for a meal
If her daddy’s poor just do what you feel

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!
(5 points)

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Sun Jul 17, 2022 8:37 pm

Lyrically Speaking 2022 - Day 16
July 18, 2022
Merryman Monday

You Can't Say That In A Song Anymore.

Why the hell was I asked to do this one? Oh, I get it now.

<Clears throat> Let's face it, some song lyrics of the past are just downright inappropriate today for various reasons. Some mention underage girls in an icky way (do not approve), some are stalker-ish (do not approve), and some use degrading language that doesn't fly in today's world (I've been known to...okay, okay, do not approve). Most of these songs still get airplay and I'm okay with that, since this is still America and Yacht Rock is a thing. I do not approve of most of them because, as you know, I am The Bored resident Southern gentleman (WTF are you laughing at?)

I just finished reading the list again and now I have to take a shower. If any of you far-far-from-underage Bored ladies would like to...oh, never mind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist

1. With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Lady Willpower, Gary Puckett

2. I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're sayin', girl, just cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, I finally found what I've been lookin' for
But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure

Girl, you'll be a woman soon, Neil Diamond

3. Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round, messin' round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round townAnd I gave her the gun
I shot her

4. Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away

5. I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

6. You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine

You're sixteen. Can't remember original artist.
Ringo Starr covered it.

7. I'm a friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

8. Well, show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

9. Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm
I got a bad desire

I'm on fire, Springsteen

10. Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older

11. Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

Every breath you take, Sting

12. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire."

Money for Nothing, Dire straits

13. I fell in love with a slant-eyed lady
by the light of an eastern moon
Shanghai Lil never used the pill,
she claimed that it just ain't natural.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

December '63, Four Seasons

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!

(5 points)

1. Young Girl, Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

10. xxxxx, The Outfield

11. Every breath you take, The Police, No. 1 for 1982 or so, so, so creepy

12. Money for nothing, Dire Straits (features Sting for extra creep factor)



Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).

Blurred Lines, Robin Thicke

(2 points)

Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!

https://previews.agefotostock.com/previ ... 743938.jpg

(5 points)

Lyrically Speaking 2022 - Day 16
July 18, 2022
Merryman Monday

You Can't Say That In A Song Anymore.

Why the hell was I asked to do this one? Oh, I get it now.

<Clears throat> Let's face it, some song lyrics of the past are just downright inappropriate today for various reasons. Some mention underage girls in an icky way (do not approve), some are stalker-ish (do not approve), and some use degrading language that doesn't fly in today's world (I've been known to...okay, okay, do not approve). Most of these songs still get airplay and I'm okay with that, since this is still America and Yacht Rock is a thing. I do not approve of most of them because, as you know, I am The Bored resident Southern gentleman (WTF are you laughing at?)

I just finished reading the list again and now I have to take a shower. If any of you far-far-from-underage Bored ladies would like to...oh, never mind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist

1. With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Young Girl - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap


2. I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're sayin', girl, just cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, I finally found what I've been lookin' for
But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure

Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon - Neil Diamond/Urge Overkill


3. Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round, messin' round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun
I shot her

Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix


4. Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away

Nights on Broadway - Bee Gees


5. I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

nope


6. You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine

You’re Sixteen - Ringo


7. I'm a friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

Vehicle - Ides of March


8. Well, show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way to the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Alabama Song - Doors


9. Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm
I got a bad desire

I'm on Fire - Bruce Springsteen


10. Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older

Your Love - The Outfield


11. Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

Every Breath You Take - Police


12. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire.

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits


13. I fell in love with a slant-eyed lady
by the light of an eastern moon
Shanghai Lil never used the pill,
she claimed that it just ain't natural.

Every Picture Tells a Story - Rod Stewart


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains inappropriate lyrics or theme (as defined above).
(2 points)

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen


Image Bonus: Ah hell, just go for it!
(5 points)

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