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A Thought on TGirl

#1 Post by Vandal » Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:42 pm

Big Sky humor:

Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and California. After the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls potatoes from her bag and throws them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the Nebraskan. “We have so many of these things in Idaho, I’m sick of looking at them.” A moment later, the gal from Nebraska pulls ears of corn from her bag and tosses them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the gal from Montana. “We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I’m sick of looking at them.” Inspired, the Montanan opens the car door and kicks the Californian out.

BTW, I was recently back in Idaho and you can switch the Montana and Idaho women in the joke above and be spot on.
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Re: A Thought on TGirl

#2 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:28 pm

Vandal wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:42 pm
Big Sky humor:

Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and California. After the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls potatoes from her bag and throws them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the Nebraskan. “We have so many of these things in Idaho, I’m sick of looking at them.” A moment later, the gal from Nebraska pulls ears of corn from her bag and tosses them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the gal from Montana. “We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I’m sick of looking at them.” Inspired, the Montanan opens the car door and kicks the Californian out.

BTW, I was recently back in Idaho and you can switch the Montana and Idaho women in the joke above and be spot on.
Arizona too.
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Re: A Thought on TGirl

#3 Post by BackInTex » Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:16 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:28 pm
Vandal wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:42 pm
Big Sky humor:

Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and California. After the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls potatoes from her bag and throws them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the Nebraskan. “We have so many of these things in Idaho, I’m sick of looking at them.” A moment later, the gal from Nebraska pulls ears of corn from her bag and tosses them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the gal from Montana. “We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I’m sick of looking at them.” Inspired, the Montanan opens the car door and kicks the Californian out.

BTW, I was recently back in Idaho and you can switch the Montana and Idaho women in the joke above and be spot on.
Arizona too.
Weatherford, too. We live in a new community and have met maybe 30 families. 1 from Illinois, 1 from Arizona, the rest....California.
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Re: A Thought on TGirl

#4 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:33 pm

BackInTex wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:16 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:28 pm
Vandal wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:42 pm
Big Sky humor:

Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and California. After the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls potatoes from her bag and throws them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the Nebraskan. “We have so many of these things in Idaho, I’m sick of looking at them.” A moment later, the gal from Nebraska pulls ears of corn from her bag and tosses them out the window. “What are you doing?” asks the gal from Montana. “We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I’m sick of looking at them.” Inspired, the Montanan opens the car door and kicks the Californian out.

BTW, I was recently back in Idaho and you can switch the Montana and Idaho women in the joke above and be spot on.
Arizona too.
Weatherford, too. We live in a new community and have met maybe 30 families. 1 from Illinois, 1 from Arizona, the rest....California.
Weatherford is named after Thomas J. Weatherford, a State senator, and advocate for Texas’ secession. Wikipedia
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Re: A Thought on TGirl

#5 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu Jun 09, 2022 4:58 am

I was told to be kind to refugees from tyrannies
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#6 Post by Estonut » Thu Jun 09, 2022 5:41 am

Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:33 pm
BackInTex wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:16 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:28 pm

Arizona too.
Weatherford, too. We live in a new community and have met maybe 30 families. 1 from Illinois, 1 from Arizona, the rest....California.
Weatherford is named after Thomas J. Weatherford, a State senator, and advocate for Texas’ secession. Wikipedia
https://datausa.io/profile/geo/oro-vall ... mographics
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#7 Post by BackInTex » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:09 am

Estonut wrote:
Thu Jun 09, 2022 5:41 am
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:33 pm
BackInTex wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:16 pm

Weatherford, too. We live in a new community and have met maybe 30 families. 1 from Illinois, 1 from Arizona, the rest....California.
Weatherford is named after Thomas J. Weatherford, a State senator, and advocate for Texas’ secession. Wikipedia
https://datausa.io/profile/geo/oro-vall ... mographics
Yeah, but our Walmart looks pretty sterotypical. Most of those White non-Hispanic are not like me. We have to go down the road towards Fort Worth a bit, to the Hudson Oaks Walmart to fit in.
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Re: A Thought on TGirl

#8 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:28 am

We became friends with the family of a retired Disney exec who move into our neighborhood. It's been..enlightening.
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#9 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:11 am

Estonut wrote:
Thu Jun 09, 2022 5:41 am
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:33 pm
BackInTex wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:16 pm

Weatherford, too. We live in a new community and have met maybe 30 families. 1 from Illinois, 1 from Arizona, the rest....California.
Weatherford is named after Thomas J. Weatherford, a State senator, and advocate for Texas’ secession. Wikipedia
https://datausa.io/profile/geo/oro-vall ... mographics
Is there a point with that?
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#10 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Fri Jun 10, 2022 12:27 pm

Another quality limerick from Ol’ Billy Bored:


I know a BB from Montana
Who puts on a bright pink bandanna
Spends the whole day in court
She’s a pretty good sport
But she won’t let me near her cabana
What the f$%$ck are you looking at?

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Re: A Thought on TGirl

#11 Post by Estonut » Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:42 am

Bob Juch wrote:
Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:11 am
Estonut wrote:
Thu Jun 09, 2022 5:41 am
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:33 pm
Weatherford is named after Thomas J. Weatherford, a State senator, and advocate for Texas’ secession. Wikipedia
https://datausa.io/profile/geo/oro-vall ... mographics
Is there a point with that?
I should have known it would be beyond your grasp. I noticed that BiT got it right away.

The point is that I doubt you would have provided the background information on Thomas Weatherford had he been an abolitionist. Thinking that BiT has no control over what his city's namesake did 150 years ago, I wanted to look into the city that you far more recently chose as your home. It looks awfully non-POC for a diversity-loving Democrat like you. Just another one of your little hypocrisies, eh?
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#12 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:29 pm

Estonut wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:42 am
I wanted to look into the city that you far more recently chose as your home. It looks awfully non-POC for a diversity-loving Democrat like you. Just another one of your little hypocrisies, eh?
That is the most fucked-up thing you've ever said here.
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Re: A Thought on TGirl

#13 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:35 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:29 pm
Estonut wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:42 am
I wanted to look into the city that you far more recently chose as your home. It looks awfully non-POC for a diversity-loving Democrat like you. Just another one of your little hypocrisies, eh?
That is the most fucked-up thing you've ever said here.
Well, it doesn't even scratch the surface of some of the incredibly offensive bullshit you have posted that for some reason you think is somehow funny or acceptable. Just sayin....
Your friendly neighborhood racist. On the waiting list to be a nazi. Designated an honorary 'snowflake'. Trolled by the very best, as well as by BJ. Always typical, unlike others.., Fulminator, Hopelessly in the tank for trump... inappropriate... Flocking himself... Probably a tucking sexist, too... All thought comes from the right wing noise machine(TM)... A clear and present threat to The Future Of Our Democracy.. Doesn't understand anything... Made the trump apologist and enabler playoffs... Heathen bastard... Knows nothing about history... Liar.... don't know much about statistics and polling... Nothing at all about biology... Ignorant Bigot... Potential Future Pariah... Big Nerd... Spiraling

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#14 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:53 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:35 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:29 pm
Estonut wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:42 am
I wanted to look into the city that you far more recently chose as your home. It looks awfully non-POC for a diversity-loving Democrat like you. Just another one of your little hypocrisies, eh?
That is the most fucked-up thing you've ever said here.
Well, it doesn't even scratch the surface of some of the incredibly offensive bullshit you have posted that for some reason you think is somehow funny or acceptable. Just sayin....
I don't give a shit about offending you.
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#15 Post by Vandal » Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:15 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how a perfectly harmless, humor-intended thread can fill with vitriol so quickly on the Bored.

I ask that everyone please consider the intent of each thread before replying.

And put the flamethrowers away.

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#16 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:21 pm

Rec
Well, then

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#17 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:54 pm

This was a pleasant thread until my stalker decided to stir up trouble.
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#18 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Sat Jun 18, 2022 8:31 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:54 pm
This was a pleasant thread until my stalker decided to stir up trouble.
Weatherford is named after Thomas J. Weatherford, a State senator, and advocate for Texas’ secession. Wikipedia
Just sayin. You did the same thing to the joke of the day thread and juneteenth thread. It would be advisable to keep your thoughts to yourself. Other people take umbrage.

You don't have a stalker.
Your friendly neighborhood racist. On the waiting list to be a nazi. Designated an honorary 'snowflake'. Trolled by the very best, as well as by BJ. Always typical, unlike others.., Fulminator, Hopelessly in the tank for trump... inappropriate... Flocking himself... Probably a tucking sexist, too... All thought comes from the right wing noise machine(TM)... A clear and present threat to The Future Of Our Democracy.. Doesn't understand anything... Made the trump apologist and enabler playoffs... Heathen bastard... Knows nothing about history... Liar.... don't know much about statistics and polling... Nothing at all about biology... Ignorant Bigot... Potential Future Pariah... Big Nerd... Spiraling

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