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#1 Post by Beebs52 » Thu May 12, 2022 2:29 pm

I opened up the bored site 30 secs ago and it was 2011...
Well, then

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#2 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Thu May 12, 2022 3:02 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 2:29 pm
I opened up the bored site 30 secs ago and it was 2011...
You were probably thinking that your ol’ Billy Bored was even more irresistibler back in the tens.

Can’t blame you for that. Now back to reality.


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#3 Post by Beebs52 » Thu May 12, 2022 3:07 pm

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 3:02 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 2:29 pm
I opened up the bored site 30 secs ago and it was 2011...
You were probably thinking that your ol’ Billy Bored was even more irresistibler back in the tens.

Can’t blame you for that. Now back to reality.


Peaches.
That is so perfectly wrong, yet poetic in its yearning.

Bubbles
Well, then

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#4 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Thu May 12, 2022 6:28 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 3:07 pm
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 3:02 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 2:29 pm
I opened up the bored site 30 secs ago and it was 2011...
You were probably thinking that your ol’ Billy Bored was even more irresistibler back in the tens.

Can’t blame you for that. Now back to reality.


Peaches.
That is so perfectly wrong, yet poetic in its yearning.

Bubbles
Ain’t a real poem without Nantucket or Pawtucket in it.

I got a whole book of these back at the double wide. You could use some culturing, so I’ll share.


Pumpkin
What the f$%$ck are you looking at?

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Re: Weird

#5 Post by Beebs52 » Thu May 12, 2022 7:06 pm

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 6:28 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 3:07 pm
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 3:02 pm


You were probably thinking that your ol’ Billy Bored was even more irresistibler back in the tens.

Can’t blame you for that. Now back to reality.


Peaches.
That is so perfectly wrong, yet poetic in its yearning.

Bubbles
Ain’t a real poem without Nantucket or Pawtucket in it.

I got a whole book of these back at the double wide. You could use some culturing, so I’ll share.


Pumpkin
I'll leave you some sourdough starter on your stoop for culturing. And I'm sending a lawyer on behalf of Elin Hilderbrand in re Nantucket defamery.

Rank mussels
Well, then

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#6 Post by Beebs52 » Fri May 13, 2022 2:37 pm

There was an old cur from a dblwide
Who spoke to me oft very super snide.
He drooled and did rant
And pissed in his pant
Whilst trying to maintain an upright stride

Sweetums Poopsie
Well, then

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#7 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Fri May 13, 2022 9:01 pm

A BB named Beebs from Nantucket
Spoiler
Had an eyebrow so thick she could pluck it
But when she gave it a try
She poked out her eye
And the damn thing fell into a bucket




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Re: Weird

#8 Post by Beebs52 » Sun May 15, 2022 2:19 pm

A Thornton set out on a quest
To clean out his maggot-filled nest.
The neighborhood flies
Had standards too highs...
Said twasn't our shit in your doublewide.
Well, then

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