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All we have to do is break a few piggy banks and pool our cash:

Behold The One—a record-breaking Los Angeles estate with 105,000 square feet of living space and, it seems, a nearly $350 million price tag



After nearly a decade of design and development work, what is being billed as “the world’s most expensive home” is finally ready for its close-up. Set on a five-acre parcel in the posh Los Angeles enclave of Bel Air—and aptly named The One—the 105,000-square-foot property’s interiors have remained a closely guarded secret. Until now. AD has been an exclusive look at what’s inside this record-setting property—and the design and aesthetic minds that made it happen.

It comes with 21 bedrooms and 42 bathrooms. It also boasts amenities like a 10,000-bottle wine cellar, 30-car garage, 40-person movie theater, private nightclub, sky deck, putting green, salon, bowling alley, and more.

https://www.architecturaldigest.com/sto ... s-close-up

Oooh, dibs on the wine cellar!
And maybe one bathroom.

tlynn78 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:45 pm

Oooh, dibs on the wine cellar!
And maybe one bathroom.

Hey, there are only 42 bathrooms! Don't get greedy.

I'd like to reserve a room in the left wing.

I could live in a closet.

Let me check my petty cash.

Fine. There's a pool, right?

Will my Christmas Story leg lamp fit the decor?

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:58 am

Will my Christmas Story leg lamp fit the decor?

Well, that goes with any decor, naturally. It can illuminate my velvet Elvis painting.

I will handle the decor in the wing that SSS and I share.

Picture lots of taxidermy of African animals.

tlynn78 wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:42 am

Fine. There's a pool, right?

It's not a pool, it's a moat!

The master suite is almost twice the size of my whole house!

tlynn78 wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:42 am

Fine. There's a pool, right?

There are several.

Vandal wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:37 pm

tlynn78 wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:42 am

Fine. There's a pool, right?

There are several.

Well then, having the wine cellar but no bathroom won't be an issue.

I can't believe that the house was built on spec and is going to be auctioned. That's a huge risk to take.

Sorry, I can't imagine sharing a house with that many people.

I'm out.

MarleysGh0st wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:00 pm

Sorry, I can't imagine sharing a house with that many people.

I'm out.

I guess you haven’t been around here, lately.

Vandal wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:08 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:00 pm

Sorry, I can't imagine sharing a house with that many people.

I'm out.

I guess you haven’t been around here, lately.

Get into the attic dude!

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:11 pm

Vandal wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:08 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:00 pm

Sorry, I can't imagine sharing a house with that many people.

I'm out.

I guess you haven’t been around here, lately.

Get into the attic dude!

It’s California, no attic or basement.

Vandal wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:26 pm

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:11 pm

Vandal wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:08 pm

I guess you haven’t been around here, lately.

Get into the attic dude!

It’s California, no attic or basement.

Port cochere then

Good news, everyone. I just head back from a Nigerian prince and soon a I shall be sent he sum total of $5,000,000,000 dollars. All I have to do is send him my bank account routing number and a small processing fee. The One shall soon by ours.

I’m can already see myself swimming in the moat and sending cocktails to Beebs’ closet.

It’s just a matter of time. Thank you, sweet prince.

Vandal wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:15 am

Good news, everyone. I just head back from a Nigerian prince and soon a I shall be sent he sum total of $5,000,000,000 dollars. All I have to do is send him my bank account routing number and a small processing fee. The One shall soon by ours.

I’m can already see myself swimming in the moat and sending cocktails to Beebs’ closet.

It’s just a matter of time. Thank you, sweet prince.

Make it wine and I'll only pee in the moat.

Vandal wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:08 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:00 pm

Sorry, I can't imagine sharing a house with that many people.

I'm out.

I guess you haven’t been around here, lately.

Hey, the Covid Era has affected me so much less that so many other people. The one thing it has done has been to transform me from a virtual hermit to an actual hermit.

If the kitchen isn't at least as big as the master bedroom, GW won't like it. I'll pass.

gsabc wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 24, 2022 12:41 pm

If the kitchen isn't at least as big as the master bedroom, GW won't like it. I'll pass.

She'd run herself ragged if the kitchen was over 4,500 square feet!