WWTBAM Bored

WGAS in Gastonia is proud to have been the official broadcaster of the Parade Of Merry Men since its inception in 2001. It's not like we have anything else to air in the middle of this cow pasture...

Let's kick things off and see if anyone bothers to show up this time...

WGAS in Gastonia wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:17 am

It's not like we have anything else to air in the middle of this cow pasture...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's give it up for the marching band!

Yes, the marching band!

That's what you hear..... the marching band!

Yes.... CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

Gotta love that drumline! Yep, that's definitely a drumline....

I'd love to bang on that trash can all day....

Every good parade needs a road block.

Someone wanna fetch me a handful of deep fried Twinkies from the concession stand?

The flow of Merry Men through the ingress and egress seems plenty safe... which is good since I'm needed back in the political threads!

I better hit the taser shop first....

Can someone fetch my intern to show me how to read these seven unread private messages?

I'm only hanging around because Sprotsie Baby promised to show up!

Guess I'll pass the time stealing candy away from the kiddos....

Evil Squirrel wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:30 am

Guess I'll pass the time stealing candy away from the kiddos....

Don't mind me, I just love sniffing children's hair!

I'd love to march in the parade, but the plumbers union gets us all of Thanksgiving week off, and I try to limit my leisure time to working hours....

Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....

Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:35 am

Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....

No, that's just one of my oil puddles, dude....

littleblueneon wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:37 am

Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:35 am

Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....

No, that's just one of my oil puddles, dude....

Well, it looked like....... well......

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh......

Can I set up an Effluvium Crypto/lemonade stand at the end of the parade?

That this parade has survived 20 years is just proof positive that Hell exists!

Bwahahaha!!!

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:38 am

Can I set up an Effluvium Crypto/lemonade stand at the end of the parade?

As long as I can keep 1000% of the virtual profits.

Beebs52 wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:38 am

Can I set up an Effluvium Crypto/lemonade stand at the end of the parade?

You got a Merry Man card?

Didn't think so............

YERRRRRRRRRROUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The signal on our portable radio is weak but we can hear everything going on. Sounds like a great parade so far.

No, I'm not retiring!

OK, I showed up.

And this parade is doomed.

I've changed my password a few times since I last created a MM, and for all I know, I used a different username too. I can't retrieve any of the passwords that match the MMs.

Justice_David_Souter wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:06 am

No, I'm not retiring!

Neither am I. Or else what good is a lifetime appointment?

SportsFan68 wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:21 am

I've changed my password a few times since I last created a MM, and for all I know, I used a different username too. I can't retrieve any of the passwords that match the MMs.

I can sell you some usernames and passwords I just bought on the black market from a squirrel in a trenchcoat....

We, the under represented 99%, believes our voices are not being heard.

Until they are


This Parade is Occupied!!

Well shoot! If I knew nobody was going to show up to the parade this year, I wouldn't have worn my sparkly hot pants and matching tube top!

Where was Instagram in my day?

Liberace wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:35 am

Well shoot! If I knew nobody was going to show up to the parade this year, I wouldn't have worn my sparkly hot pants and matching tube top!

Where was Instagram in my day?

I'll bet you look, like, so totally aborabubble!!!! Wanna do it?

But, like, nobody's ever told Mitzi no before!

Liberace wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:35 am

Well shoot! If I knew nobody was going to show up to the parade this year, I wouldn't have worn my sparkly hot pants and matching tube top!

Just don't bother returning them, you might as well keep them...they don't fit T-Bone anymore.