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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:17 pm
by tlynn78
Underdog Balloon, phoning it in. Again.
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:50 pm
by Jim Rome
This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.
That was epic.
This parade had a take, and it sucked.
I am out!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:53 pm
by Al Pacino
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:17 pm
Underdog Balloon, phoning it in. Again.
You leave Underdog alone!!
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER...
THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:55 pm
by silverscreenselect
Where's my buddy the flag? I need to count his rows of stars again.
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:58 pm
by a1mamacat
Seriously people? Thanksgiving was 6 weeks ago!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:01 pm
by Rod_Serling
You log onto this Bored at your own risk, because it leads to the future; not a future that will be, but one that might be. This is not a new Bored: It is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every administrator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a delete key on the pages of history since the beginning of cyberspace. It has refinements, technological advancements, and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom. But like every one of the super sites that preceded it, it has one iron rule: Logic is an enemy, and truth is a menace.
And this parade sucks.
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:03 pm
by Jack Webb
Watching this parade makes my want to go uptown and shake down a few locals, crack a few skulls.
Where's my partner Elwood when I need him?
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:08 pm
by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars
Coming through. Coming through.
No kneeling while I pass.
Truly unforgettable!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:10 pm
by RoBored Zemeckis
I've seen the past and the parades used to suck.
I've been Back to the Future and the parades will suck.
At least we have today and...
Ha! This parade sucks, too!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:14 pm
by Gregory Peccary
On our Bored, all BBs are created equal.
I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our Bored and of cyberspace - that's no ideal to me.
That is a living, working reality!
Now I am confident that you BBs will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and that decision is...
THIS PARADE IS SO BAD IT COULD KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:16 pm
by DeWolf Hopper
Oh, somewhere on this favored Bored the sun is shining bright;
These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;
So there is no joy in Boredville
'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:18 pm
by John Houseman
You come to this Parade
with a skull full of mush
and, if you survive,
you'll have eeeeearned it!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:19 pm
by Bob Juch
Jim Rome wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:50 pm
This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.
That was epic.
This parade had a take, and it sucked.
I am out!
The photographer of that catch in the middle of the band was my former scoutmaster. His son was in my grammar school class and my pack; we're still friends. He was a staff photographer for the Oakland Tribune. He also wrote
Day of Deceit: The Truth About FDR and Pearl Harbor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Stinnett
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:20 pm
by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Always remember this:
Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,
and that means you live forever.
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:21 pm
by Donair King
a1mamacat wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:58 pm
Seriously people? Thanksgiving was 6 weeks ago!
Tell me about it, eh?
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:25 pm
by Col Nathan Jessep Fantine
We march in the parade, son.
We march in the parade or people die.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
Are we clear?!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:27 pm
by CharleyWeaverToBlock
Watch where you step, the street is loaded with...
MONKEY FAZOO!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:29 pm
by ShitSandwich
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:31 pm
by Bill Haley
One, Two, Three O'clock…
Ah, forget it. This place hasn't rocked around the clock in years.
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:34 pm
by Bo Donaldson
It's the perfect time for a sing along! Everybody sing:
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life. Billy...
Hey, who's throwing tomatoes?
You cut that out!
It's a great song. A timeless song.
Ouch!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:35 pm
by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf
This parade is WONDERFUL! Don't read anything into those misleading and untruthful statements by the Western merry men! They are nothing but posts of mass distraction!
Hey Abdul! Could you fetch one of my harem girls to clean up the camel shit off the street? Yes, the one whose veil is hiding their mustache!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:37 pm
by Dizzy Miss Lizzie
I'm trying to improve my image these days.
So I want to get to know parade goers.. and them to know me.
If you have a question, just bring it on.
If I have one, I won't hesitate...
to axe you
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:41 pm
by Clint Eastwood
In all the confusion, I can't remember if I've marched in five shitty parades or six.
Well punk.
Which is it?
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:42 pm
by Gary Glitter
I love a parade!
It's the one place Uncle Gary can hand out candy to little children and not get thrown in jail!
HEY!!!
Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:43 pm
by Alfred Hitchbored
If I keep attending these monstrosities,
they'll have to put me in
The Family Plot