The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#26 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:17 pm

Underdog Balloon, phoning it in. Again.
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#27 Post by Jim Rome » Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:50 pm

This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.

That was epic.

This parade had a take, and it sucked.

I am out!
Have a take and do no suck.

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#28 Post by Al Pacino » Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:53 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:17 pm
Underdog Balloon, phoning it in. Again.
You leave Underdog alone!!

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER...

THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!
I'm just gettin' started!

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#29 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:55 pm

Where's my buddy the flag? I need to count his rows of stars again.
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#30 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:58 pm

Seriously people? Thanksgiving was 6 weeks ago!
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#31 Post by Rod_Serling » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:01 pm

You log onto this Bored at your own risk, because it leads to the future; not a future that will be, but one that might be. This is not a new Bored: It is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every administrator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a delete key on the pages of history since the beginning of cyberspace. It has refinements, technological advancements, and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom. But like every one of the super sites that preceded it, it has one iron rule: Logic is an enemy, and truth is a menace.

And this parade sucks.
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#32 Post by Jack Webb » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:03 pm

Watching this parade makes my want to go uptown and shake down a few locals, crack a few skulls.


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#33 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:08 pm

Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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#34 Post by RoBored Zemeckis » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:10 pm

I've seen the past and the parades used to suck.

I've been Back to the Future and the parades will suck.

At least we have today and...

Ha! This parade sucks, too!
Once more from the top, people.

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#35 Post by Gregory Peccary » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:14 pm

On our Bored, all BBs are created equal.

I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our Bored and of cyberspace - that's no ideal to me.

That is a living, working reality!

Now I am confident that you BBs will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and that decision is...

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THIS PARADE IS SO BAD IT COULD KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!!
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#36 Post by DeWolf Hopper » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:16 pm

Oh, somewhere on this favored Bored the sun is shining bright;

These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,

And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;

So there is no joy in Boredville


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'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.
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#37 Post by John Houseman » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:18 pm

You come to this Parade

with a skull full of mush

and, if you survive,

you'll have eeeeearned it!
You have a head full of mush.

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#38 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:19 pm

Jim Rome wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:50 pm
This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.

That was epic.

This parade had a take, and it sucked.

I am out!
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#39 Post by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:20 pm

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#40 Post by Donair King » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:21 pm

a1mamacat wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:58 pm
Seriously people? Thanksgiving was 6 weeks ago!
Tell me about it, eh?

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#41 Post by Col Nathan Jessep Fantine » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:25 pm

We march in the parade, son.

We march in the parade or people die.

It's that simple.


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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#42 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:27 pm

Watch where you step, the street is loaded with...

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MONKEY FAZOO!

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#43 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:29 pm

CharleyWeaverToBlock wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:27 pm
Watch where you step, the street is loaded with...
Me.
Open wide!
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#44 Post by Bill Haley » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:31 pm

One, Two, Three O'clock…

Ah, forget it. This place hasn't rocked around the clock in years.
Let's rock around the clock...

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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#45 Post by Bo Donaldson » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:34 pm

It's the perfect time for a sing along! Everybody sing:

Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life. Billy...


Hey, who's throwing tomatoes?

You cut that out!

It's a great song. A timeless song.

Ouch!
I'm the one in the middle.

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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#46 Post by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:35 pm

This parade is WONDERFUL! Don't read anything into those misleading and untruthful statements by the Western merry men! They are nothing but posts of mass distraction!

Hey Abdul! Could you fetch one of my harem girls to clean up the camel shit off the street? Yes, the one whose veil is hiding their mustache!

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#47 Post by Dizzy Miss Lizzie » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:37 pm

I'm trying to improve my image these days.

So I want to get to know parade goers.. and them to know me.

If you have a question, just bring it on.

If I have one, I won't hesitate...

to axe you
Don't cross me.

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#48 Post by Clint Eastwood » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:41 pm

In all the confusion, I can't remember if I've marched in five shitty parades or six.

Well punk.

Which is it?
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#49 Post by Gary Glitter » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:42 pm

I love a parade!

It's the one place Uncle Gary can hand out candy to little children and not get thrown in jail!

HEY!!!
Da-da-da-duhnaduhnaduh....

HEY!!!!

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#50 Post by Alfred Hitchbored » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:43 pm

If I keep attending these monstrosities,

they'll have to put me in


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