The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

The forum for general posting. Come join the madness. :)
Message
Author
User avatar
WGAS in Gastonia
Merry Man
Posts: 17
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:08 am
Location: Gastonia, NC

The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#1 Post by WGAS in Gastonia » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:17 am

WGAS in Gastonia is proud to have been the official broadcaster of the Parade Of Merry Men since its inception in 2001. It's not like we have anything else to air in the middle of this cow pasture...

Let's kick things off and see if anyone bothers to show up this time...

User avatar
ItsAMadMadMadMadCow
Merry Man
Posts: 52
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:45 am
Location: In the pasture

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#2 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadCow » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:17 am

WGAS in Gastonia wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:17 am
It's not like we have anything else to air in the middle of this cow pasture...
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User avatar
Astros Trash Can
Merry Man
Posts: 4
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:51 am
Location: The instant replay room

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#3 Post by Astros Trash Can » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:19 am

Let's give it up for the marching band!

Yes, the marching band!

That's what you hear..... the marching band!

Yes.... CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

Gotta love that drumline! Yep, that's definitely a drumline....
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

User avatar
The Real Todd Rundgren
Merry Man
Posts: 41
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:56 pm
Location: Utopia

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#4 Post by The Real Todd Rundgren » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:21 am

I'd love to bang on that trash can all day....
Hello, it's me!

User avatar
Snow Globe Ass
Merry Man
Posts: 54
Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:24 am
Location: Next to you on your flight

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#5 Post by Snow Globe Ass » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:25 am

Every good parade needs a road block.

Someone wanna fetch me a handful of deep fried Twinkies from the concession stand?
You like big butts and you cannot lie!!!!

User avatar
CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast
Merry Man
Posts: 25
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:08 am
Location: At the ingress, or egress

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#6 Post by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:27 am

The flow of Merry Men through the ingress and egress seems plenty safe... which is good since I'm needed back in the political threads!

I better hit the taser shop first....

User avatar
_TPTB_
Merry Man
Posts: 82
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:28 am
Location: Where Else?

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#7 Post by _TPTB_ » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:29 am

Can someone fetch my intern to show me how to read these seven unread private messages?

User avatar
Evil Squirrel
Merry Man
Posts: 1211
Joined: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:13 am
Location: Sprotsie Baby's back door!

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#8 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:30 am

I'm only hanging around because Sprotsie Baby promised to show up!

Guess I'll pass the time stealing candy away from the kiddos....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

User avatar
Super Creepy Rob Lowe
Merry Man
Posts: 17
Joined: Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:36 am
Location: Breathing down your neck

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#9 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:32 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:30 am
Guess I'll pass the time stealing candy away from the kiddos....
Don't mind me, I just love sniffing children's hair!
Don't be like this me.

User avatar
Yahoo Groups Plumber
Merry Man
Posts: 32
Joined: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:46 am
Location: Under your sink

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#10 Post by Yahoo Groups Plumber » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:35 am

I'd love to march in the parade, but the plumbers union gets us all of Thanksgiving week off, and I try to limit my leisure time to working hours....

Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....

User avatar
littleblueneon
Merry Man
Posts: 106
Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:42 am
Location: Rusting in peace, finally!

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#11 Post by littleblueneon » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:37 am

Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:35 am
Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....
No, that's just one of my oil puddles, dude....
Beep!Beep!

User avatar
Chronic Diarrhea
Merry Man
Posts: 74
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:32 am
Location: In the john

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#12 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:37 am

littleblueneon wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:37 am
Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:35 am
Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....
No, that's just one of my oil puddles, dude....
Well, it looked like....... well......

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh......

User avatar
Beebs52
Queen of Wack
Posts: 12084
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:38 am
Location: Location.Location.Location

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#13 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:38 am

Can I set up an Effluvium Crypto/lemonade stand at the end of the parade?
Well, then

User avatar
Satan Dolittle
Merry Man
Posts: 42
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:31 am
Location: Hades

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#14 Post by Satan Dolittle » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:40 am

That this parade has survived 20 years is just proof positive that Hell exists!

Bwahahaha!!!

User avatar
Obscenely Rich Bastard
Merry Man
Posts: 96
Joined: Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:25 am
Location: Atop a mountain of money

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#15 Post by Obscenely Rich Bastard » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:41 am

Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:38 am
Can I set up an Effluvium Crypto/lemonade stand at the end of the parade?
As long as I can keep 1000% of the virtual profits.

User avatar
CB Bucknor
Merry Man
Posts: 45
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:38 am
Location: Behind home plate

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#16 Post by CB Bucknor » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:42 am

Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:38 am
Can I set up an Effluvium Crypto/lemonade stand at the end of the parade?
You got a Merry Man card?

Didn't think so............

YERRRRRRRRRROUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr outta here!!!!!!

User avatar
Prof-Roy_Hinkley
Merry Man
Posts: 6
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:19 am

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#17 Post by Prof-Roy_Hinkley » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:05 am

The signal on our portable radio is weak but we can hear everything going on. Sounds like a great parade so far.

User avatar
Justice_David_Souter
Merry Man
Posts: 4
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:48 pm

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#18 Post by Justice_David_Souter » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:06 am

No, I'm not retiring!

User avatar
SportsFan68
No Scritches!!!
Posts: 20540
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:36 pm
Location: God's Country

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#19 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:21 am

OK, I showed up.

And this parade is doomed.

I've changed my password a few times since I last created a MM, and for all I know, I used a different username too. I can't retrieve any of the passwords that match the MMs.

:(
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

User avatar
Pharaoh For Life
Merry Man
Posts: 26
Joined: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:56 am
Location: The Nile valley

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#20 Post by Pharaoh For Life » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:28 am

Justice_David_Souter wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:06 am
No, I'm not retiring!
Neither am I. Or else what good is a lifetime appointment?
Keep building, you slaves!

User avatar
_ARMENIAN_
Merry Man
Posts: 36
Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:26 am
Location: On some registered irc ch

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#21 Post by _ARMENIAN_ » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:30 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:21 am
I've changed my password a few times since I last created a MM, and for all I know, I used a different username too. I can't retrieve any of the passwords that match the MMs.
I can sell you some usernames and passwords I just bought on the black market from a squirrel in a trenchcoat....
Be nice to me or I'll unleash the hackers and virusers!

User avatar
Bored Protester
Merry Man
Posts: 30
Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:42 am
Location: The main forum

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#22 Post by Bored Protester » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:33 am

We, the under represented 99%, believes our voices are not being heard.

Until they are


This Parade is Occupied!!
We are the one percent.

User avatar
Liberace
Merry Man
Posts: 104
Joined: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:44 am
Location: At the piano

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#23 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:35 am

Well shoot! If I knew nobody was going to show up to the parade this year, I wouldn't have worn my sparkly hot pants and matching tube top!

Where was Instagram in my day?

User avatar
Mitzi The Bimbocorn
Merry Man
Posts: 19
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:52 am
Location: Your pants!

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#24 Post by Mitzi The Bimbocorn » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:40 am

Liberace wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:35 am
Well shoot! If I knew nobody was going to show up to the parade this year, I wouldn't have worn my sparkly hot pants and matching tube top!

Where was Instagram in my day?
I'll bet you look, like, so totally aborabubble!!!! Wanna do it?

But, like, nobody's ever told Mitzi no before!

User avatar
T_Bone's Groupies
Merry Man
Posts: 27
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:58 pm

Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!

#25 Post by T_Bone's Groupies » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:58 am

Liberace wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:35 am
Well shoot! If I knew nobody was going to show up to the parade this year, I wouldn't have worn my sparkly hot pants and matching tube top!
Just don't bother returning them, you might as well keep them...they don't fit T-Bone anymore.
T-Bone still makes our hearts flutter. Or maybe we just forgot to take our medication.

Post Reply