A million dollars the old-fashioned way
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:28 am
Offerings received as an ordained minister since 2010.
401(k) contributions from working at Hewlett-Packard from 2002-2012, which have since been reinvested many times over the past nine years.
Thousands of dollars in accrued interest from various checking accounts, savings accounts, and CDs.
A perfect winning record as a plaintiff in court--including, most recently, a settlement out of court from the civil lawsuit that I filed against phpBB (the parent company of the WWTBAM Bored) for the documented levels of bigotry, slander, and hate speech that you people have posted and encouraged against me over the past eleven years. I was awarded an undisclosed lump sum of money plus an undisclosed monthly compensation for as long as the WWTBAM Bored remains online.
Today, my liquid assets officially topped $1,000,000 for the first time. I would've been a millionaire years ago, but I've put so much money back into my church over the years--not to mention the hospital bills from my past medical issues and the alimony and child support after the divorce from my first wife--that I've had to take the scenic route to seven figures.
401(k) contributions from working at Hewlett-Packard from 2002-2012, which have since been reinvested many times over the past nine years.
Thousands of dollars in accrued interest from various checking accounts, savings accounts, and CDs.
A perfect winning record as a plaintiff in court--including, most recently, a settlement out of court from the civil lawsuit that I filed against phpBB (the parent company of the WWTBAM Bored) for the documented levels of bigotry, slander, and hate speech that you people have posted and encouraged against me over the past eleven years. I was awarded an undisclosed lump sum of money plus an undisclosed monthly compensation for as long as the WWTBAM Bored remains online.
Today, my liquid assets officially topped $1,000,000 for the first time. I would've been a millionaire years ago, but I've put so much money back into my church over the years--not to mention the hospital bills from my past medical issues and the alimony and child support after the divorce from my first wife--that I've had to take the scenic route to seven figures.