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I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

#1 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:50 pm

In 20 days my head gets rotorootered. I would appreciate any inappropriate or whatever jokes. No judgment here. Really.

Even if they're political. We can all laff.
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#2 Post by wbtravis007 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:36 pm

A koan: if you have a brain fart but there’s no vibration because it’s where there’s a hole in your head that’s a lot bigger than an asshole, is that kind of like one hand clapping or a tree falling down when nobody’s there?

(And, if so, is that a good thaing?)

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#3 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:40 pm

wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:36 pm
A koan: if you have a brain fart but there’s no vibration because it’s where there’s a hole in your head that’s a lot bigger than an asshole, is that kind of like one hand clapping or a tree falling down when nobody’s there?

(And, if so, is that a good thaing?)
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#4 Post by wbtravis007 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm

Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.

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#5 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm

wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?
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#6 Post by Vandal » Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:15 pm

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#7 Post by wbtravis007 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?
Curious if anybody knows this.
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#8 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:35 pm

wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?
Curious if anybody knows this.
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Brilliant!
Well, then

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Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

#9 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:37 pm

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#10 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:32 pm

wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?
Curious if anybody knows this.
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#11 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:33 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:50 pm
In 20 days my head gets rotorootered. I would appreciate any inappropriate or whatever jokes. No judgment here. Really.

Even if they're political. We can all laff.
In 21 days, you can run as the GOP presidential candidate…
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#12 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:36 pm

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#13 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:50 pm

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#14 Post by Estonut » Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:12 am

See any of BJ's jokes in the JotD thread. He has a bad AND disgusting brain!
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#15 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:16 am

Oh, you'll be fine.

Assuming your surgical team isn't Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.
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#16 Post by BackInTex » Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:20 am

I looked through the recent obituaries and so far no one named Abbie Normal has passed. You'll be O.K.
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#17 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:46 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:16 am
Oh, you'll be fine.

Assuming your surgical team isn't Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.
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#18 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:40 pm

All y'all are doing exemplary work.
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#19 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:41 pm

Youngest son got me this. I have raised warped chilrens well.
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#20 Post by Vandal » Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:03 pm

A thoughtful child would have gotten you a helmet with a C flap in case the opposition decides to bring one high and tight. Gotta protect the pie hole!

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#21 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:23 pm

My piehole is indefatigable.
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#22 Post by wbtravis007 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm

I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.

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#23 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pm

wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm
I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.
Heh heh. That's MY line.
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#24 Post by wbtravis007 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:46 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm
I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.
Heh heh. That's MY line.
Hmmm. So I guess maybe I inadvertently plagerized here.

I’m not surprised. Probably caused by the rocks in my head that my grandad was convinced that I had.

I’ll talk about the alleged lead in my ass later

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#25 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:55 pm

wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:46 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm
I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.
Heh heh. That's MY line.
Hmmm. So I guess maybe I inadvertently plagerized here.

I’m not surprised. Probably caused by the rocks in my head that my grandad was convinced that I had.

I’ll talk about the alleged lead in my ass later
Oh we all have lead in our ass, no one told me I had rocks in my head AND WHY DINT THEY??? Oops, no mris back then.
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