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I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:50 pm
by Beebs52
In 20 days my head gets rotorootered. I would appreciate any inappropriate or whatever jokes. No judgment here. Really.

Even if they're political. We can all laff.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:36 pm
by wbtravis007
A koan: if you have a brain fart but there’s no vibration because it’s where there’s a hole in your head that’s a lot bigger than an asshole, is that kind of like one hand clapping or a tree falling down when nobody’s there?

(And, if so, is that a good thaing?)

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:40 pm
by Beebs52
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:36 pm
A koan: if you have a brain fart but there’s no vibration because it’s where there’s a hole in your head that’s a lot bigger than an asshole, is that kind of like one hand clapping or a tree falling down when nobody’s there?

(And, if so, is that a good thaing?)
Yes. Yes. Thank you.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
by wbtravis007
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm
by Beebs52
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:15 pm
by Vandal
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Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pm
by wbtravis007
Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?
Curious if anybody knows this.
Spoiler
Silent But Deadly

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:35 pm
by Beebs52
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?
Curious if anybody knows this.
Spoiler
Silent But Deadly
Brilliant!

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:37 pm
by Beebs52
Vandal wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:15 pm
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Yes! Reminding me of the Great British Baking Show

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:32 pm
by a1mamacat
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pm
Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
SBD?
Curious if anybody knows this.
Spoiler
Silent But Deadly
It’s the one you blame on the dog, cuz nobody knows where it came from.
Spoiler
Silent but deadly

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:33 pm
by a1mamacat
Beebs52 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:50 pm
In 20 days my head gets rotorootered. I would appreciate any inappropriate or whatever jokes. No judgment here. Really.

Even if they're political. We can all laff.
In 21 days, you can run as the GOP presidential candidate…

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:36 pm
by Bob Juch
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Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:50 pm
by Bob Juch
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Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:12 am
by Estonut
See any of BJ's jokes in the JotD thread. He has a bad AND disgusting brain!

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:16 am
by T_Bone0806
Oh, you'll be fine.

Assuming your surgical team isn't Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:20 am
by BackInTex
I looked through the recent obituaries and so far no one named Abbie Normal has passed. You'll be O.K.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:46 am
by Bob Juch
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:16 am
Oh, you'll be fine.

Assuming your surgical team isn't Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:40 pm
by Beebs52
All y'all are doing exemplary work.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:41 pm
by Beebs52
Youngest son got me this. I have raised warped chilrens well.
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Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:03 pm
by Vandal
A thoughtful child would have gotten you a helmet with a C flap in case the opposition decides to bring one high and tight. Gotta protect the pie hole!

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Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:23 pm
by Beebs52
My piehole is indefatigable.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm
by wbtravis007
I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pm
by Beebs52
wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm
I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.
Heh heh. That's MY line.

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:46 pm
by wbtravis007
Beebs52 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm
I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.
Heh heh. That's MY line.
Hmmm. So I guess maybe I inadvertently plagerized here.

I’m not surprised. Probably caused by the rocks in my head that my grandad was convinced that I had.

I’ll talk about the alleged lead in my ass later

Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:55 pm
by Beebs52
wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:46 pm
Beebs52 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pm
wbtravis007 wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pm
I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.

Never mind.
Heh heh. That's MY line.
Hmmm. So I guess maybe I inadvertently plagerized here.

I’m not surprised. Probably caused by the rocks in my head that my grandad was convinced that I had.

I’ll talk about the alleged lead in my ass later
Oh we all have lead in our ass, no one told me I had rocks in my head AND WHY DINT THEY??? Oops, no mris back then.