Have you seen the little piggies?

[Dizzy Miss Lizzie]

In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Fortunately, that's where I come in.

Forty whacks? Forty-one?

No need. I can do the job in

TEN!

Part of

JAMBOREE

A dozen Bored Challenges served up one at a time.

Premiering later this spring

Here, and nowhere else

Clutch your forks
Clutch your knives
Eat the bacon
Play TEN!

#recycledcrappypromos