Steven Spielbored Presents...The Shape of the Bored (A Love Story)

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Steven Spielbored Presents...The Shape of the Bored (A Love Story)

#1 Post by Steven Spielbored » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:14 pm



Meet Beebs and TGirl, two simple moderators in a small corner of the internet called The Bored.

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Their job is to keep the posts clean and the forum members in line…

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which is often an eye-opening experience:

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Beebs is mute and uses sign language to communicate.

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One day they see a new addition to the main Bored.

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Beebs (signing): Who’s that?

TGirl: A new merryman arrived today. He looks like a whole lot of trouble.

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TGirl: We should call him Billy Bored. It seems like a nice name.

Beebs (signing): Billy Bored. I like it.


Scene: Beebs visits her new friend in the FNGD forum. She leaves him eggs

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and teaches him to sign...

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And leaves him even more eggs.

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Scene: Beebs thinks about her new friend Billy Bored on the way home…

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She returns to see him every work day on the Bored…

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and it makes her feel happy. They form a special bond.

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Scene: Meet evil administrator LB (who was once again voted most likely to die in a promo)

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LB hates Merrymen and tortures poor Billy Bored out of spite. Tuba Dave watches. They both want Billy Bored logged off. Permanently.

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Scene: Beebs turns to her neighbor BiT and confides in him

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Beebs (signing): When he looks at me, the way he looks at me... He does not know, what I lack... Or - how - I am incomplete. He sees me, for what I - am, as I am. He's happy - to see me. Every time. Every day. Now, I can either save him... or let him die.


Scene: Beebs and BiT come up with a plan to remove Billy Bored from the FNGD forum and save him.

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Beebs gets TGirl to help

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BiT creates a special thread…

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and they take Billy Bored back to Beeb’s double wide

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LB realizes Billy Bored is missing and questions the ladies.

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Scene: LB and Tuba Dave discuss the situation

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LB: I know they did it. Now I just have to find where they took him.

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LB: Maybe some light reading will take my mind off the likelihood I'm going to die in this promo


Scene: Back at Beeb’s double wide, she and Billy Bored take their relationship to “another level”

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Scene: At work the next day, a very happy Beebs explains to TGirl “how things worked.”

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Scene: An angry (and armed) LB searches for Billy Bored and the others

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Scene: LB goes on a rant

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LB: Get me the hell out of this promo before I die! Who do you think I am, Sean Bean?


Scene: Beebs and BiT take Billy Bored to a special forum where he can live free.

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Billy Bored signs to his true love

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As LB hurries after them…

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Scene: LB arrives at the special forum, knocks down BiT and shoots both Billy Bored and Beebs

Billy Bored quickly heals himself, goes after LB and slashes his throat (sorry, LB)

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Billy Bored tends to the wounded Beebs

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Scene: As police begin to arrive, BiT tells Billy Bored to take Beebs

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and he jumps into the forum with her.

Beebs begin to fade from her wounds…

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Billy Bored heals her…

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He breathes life into her…

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Soon, she morphs into a Merryman, just like her beloved Billy Bored.

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And they lived happily ever after!



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Re: Steven Spielbored Presents...The Shape of the Bored (A Love Story)

#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:38 am

Done in by some third rate sea creature!?!?!? That's like Lex Luthor being taken out by Aquaman!

That's another agent who's getting fired...

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#3 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:25 am

Magnificent!

Nice hiney, Beebs!

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#4 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:21 am

Billy, I'm the best you could do?
Well, then

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#5 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:44 am

Beebs52 wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:21 am
Billy, I'm the best you could do?
Read the story again.

I should be asking the same question.

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What the f$%$ck are you looking at?

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#6 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:13 am

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:44 am
Beebs52 wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:21 am
Billy, I'm the best you could do?
Read the story again.

I should be asking the same question.

Peaches.
You should cut down on moisturizer.

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#7 Post by BackInTex » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:37 pm

To heck with the shape of the Bored or Water. How about that shape of Beebs! :shock: Maybe I need to watch that movie.
In the end, they will all pretty much taste the same.

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#8 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:41 pm

BackInTex wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:37 pm
To heck with the shape of the Bored or Water. How about that shape of Beebs! :shock: Maybe I need to watch that movie.
I know. My headband is lit.
Well, then

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#9 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:41 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:25 am
Magnificent!

Nice hiney, Beebs!

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Billy's is fuzzy. Needs to clean his tank.
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#10 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:14 pm

p.s. Beebs, I'm sorry you had to explain how 'things' worked.
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#11 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:03 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:14 pm
p.s. Beebs, I'm sorry you had to explain how 'things' worked.
I made shit up. He'll never know.
Well, then

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