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Steven Spielbored
- Merry Man
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by Steven Spielbored » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:14 pm
Meet Beebs and TGirl, two simple moderators in a small corner of the internet called The Bored.
Their job is to keep the posts clean and the forum members in line…
which is often an eye-opening experience:
Beebs is mute and uses sign language to communicate.
One day they see a new addition to the main Bored.
Beebs (signing): Who’s that?
TGirl: A new merryman arrived today. He looks like a whole lot of trouble.
TGirl: We should call him Billy Bored. It seems like a nice name.
Beebs (signing): Billy Bored. I like it.
Scene: Beebs visits her new friend in the FNGD forum. She leaves him eggs
and teaches him to sign...
And leaves him even more eggs.
Scene: Beebs thinks about her new friend Billy Bored on the way home…
She returns to see him every work day on the Bored…
and it makes her feel happy. They form a special bond.
Scene: Meet evil administrator LB (who was once again voted most likely to die in a promo)
LB hates Merrymen and tortures poor Billy Bored out of spite. Tuba Dave watches. They both want Billy Bored logged off. Permanently.
Scene: Beebs turns to her neighbor BiT and confides in him
Beebs (signing): When he looks at me, the way he looks at me... He does not know, what I lack... Or - how - I am incomplete. He sees me, for what I - am, as I am. He's happy - to see me. Every time. Every day. Now, I can either save him... or let him die.
Scene: Beebs and BiT come up with a plan to remove Billy Bored from the FNGD forum and save him.
Beebs gets TGirl to help
BiT creates a special thread…
and they take Billy Bored back to Beeb’s double wide
LB realizes Billy Bored is missing and questions the ladies.
Scene: LB and Tuba Dave discuss the situation
LB: I know they did it. Now I just have to find where they took him.
LB: Maybe some light reading will take my mind off the likelihood I'm going to die in this promo
Scene: Back at Beeb’s double wide, she and Billy Bored take their relationship to “another level”
Scene: At work the next day, a very happy Beebs explains to TGirl “how things worked.”
Scene: An angry (and armed) LB searches for Billy Bored and the others
Scene: LB goes on a rant
LB: Get me the hell out of this promo before I die! Who do you think I am, Sean Bean?
Scene: Beebs and BiT take Billy Bored to a special forum where he can live free.
Billy Bored signs to his true love
As LB hurries after them…
Scene: LB arrives at the special forum, knocks down BiT and shoots both Billy Bored and Beebs
Billy Bored quickly heals himself, goes after LB and slashes his throat (sorry, LB)
Billy Bored tends to the wounded Beebs
Scene: As police begin to arrive, BiT tells Billy Bored to take Beebs
and he jumps into the forum with her.
Beebs begin to fade from her wounds…
Billy Bored heals her…
He breathes life into her…
Soon, she morphs into a Merryman, just like her beloved Billy Bored.
And they lived happily ever after!
The 2021 Boneys
Hosted by TBone
Return in April
They come in all shapes
ET go home!
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littlebeast13
- Dumbass
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- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:20 pm
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by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:38 am
Done in by some third rate sea creature!?!?!? That's like Lex Luthor being taken out by Aquaman!
That's another agent who's getting fired...
lb13
Thursday comics! Squirrel pictures! The link to my CafePress store! All kinds of fun stuff!!!!
Visit my Evil Squirrel blog here:
http://evilsquirrelsnest.com
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tlynn78
- Posts: 9353
- Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:31 am
- Location: Montana
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by tlynn78 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:25 am
Magnificent!
Nice hiney, Beebs!
RiP, Beastie
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Beebs52
- Queen of Wack
- Posts: 16184
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:38 am
- Location: Location.Location.Location
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by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:21 am
Billy, I'm the best you could do?
Well, then
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Billy Bored Thornton
- Merry Man
- Posts: 156
- Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:35 am
- Location: Out in left field
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by Billy Bored Thornton » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:44 am
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:21 am
Billy, I'm the best you could do?
Read the story again.
I should be asking the same question.
Peaches.
What the f$%$ck are you looking at?
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Beebs52
- Queen of Wack
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by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:13 am
Billy Bored Thornton wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:44 am
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:21 am
Billy, I'm the best you could do?
Read the story again.
I should be asking the same question.
Peaches.
You should cut down on moisturizer.
Fish face
Well, then
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BackInTex
- Posts: 13491
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:43 pm
- Location: In Texas of course!
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by BackInTex » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:37 pm
To heck with the shape of the Bored or Water. How about that shape of Beebs!
Maybe I need to watch that movie.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Beebs52
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by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:41 pm
BackInTex wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:37 pm
To heck with the shape of the Bored or Water. How about that shape of Beebs!
Maybe I need to watch that movie.
I know. My headband is lit.
Well, then
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Beebs52
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by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:41 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:25 am
Magnificent!
Nice hiney, Beebs!
RiP, Beastie
Billy's is fuzzy. Needs to clean his tank.
Well, then
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tlynn78
- Posts: 9353
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by tlynn78 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:14 pm
p.s. Beebs, I'm sorry you had to explain how 'things' worked.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Beebs52
- Queen of Wack
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- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:38 am
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by Beebs52 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:03 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:14 pm
p.s. Beebs, I'm sorry you had to explain how 'things' worked.
I made shit up. He'll never know.
Well, then
