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Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#1 Post by High School Slutatorian » Wed Feb 10, 2021 6:54 am

Ohmagerd!!!! Like, long time no see, BFF's!!!! I haven't hung around this Bored in, like, forever! LB totally wanted me to serve as your hostess for this game, because it's all about school or something, and I have so many totally amazing memories of the, like, seven years I spent in high school! Like, all the cute boys! Wearing pink on Wednesdays..... OMG! That's, like, today!!! (Checks under skirt) Yep!!! Hanging out under the bleachers offering my famous services! I still remember my algebra teacher meeting me.... like, the only class I totally got an A in! Where was I? Oh, this game! Like, you should totally play it! Or...... well, I'm still hanging out under the bleachers since I never graduated and got a real job! You should totally see me sometime!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#2 Post by ShamelessWeasel » Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:16 am

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1. Smokin in the boys room - Brownsville Station
2. Centerfold - J Geils
3. Don't stand so close to me - The Police
4. School Days - Chuck Berry
5. Another Brick in the wall part II - Pink Floyd
6. Charlie Brown - ???
7. Hot for teacher - Van Halen
8. nope
9. Come out and play - The offspring
10. Bang a drum - Todd Rundgren
11. nope
12. Schools out - Alice Cooper


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#3 Post by Vandal » Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:22 am

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1. Smokin' in the Boys' Room - Brownsville Station
2. Centerfold - J Geils Band
3. Don't Stand So Close To Me - Police
5. Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 - Pink Floyd
12. School's Out - Alice Cooper

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#4 Post by PanicinDetroit » Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:42 am

School Daze
1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it
SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM - BROWNSVILLE STATION

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
CENTERFOLD - THE J. GEILS BAND

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age
DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO ME - THE POLICE

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot
SCHOOL DAYS- CHUCK BERRY

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL (PART II) - PINK FLOYD

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym
CHARLIE BROWN - BUCK OWENS

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this
HOT FOR TEACHER - VAN HALEN

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own
COME OUT AND PLAY - THE OFFSPRING

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
BANG THE DRUM ALL DAY - TODD RUNDGREN

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser
PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND - DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
SCHOOL'S OUT - ALICE COOPER

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#5 Post by franktangredi » Wed Feb 10, 2021 9:36 am

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1. SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM/BROWNSVILLE STATION
2. CENTERFORD/J GEILS BAND
3. DON'T STAND SO CLOSE/THE POLICE
4. SCHOOL DAYS/CHUCK BERRY

5. ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL/PINK FLOYD
As a former teacher, Sting hated this song.

6. CHARLIE BROWN/THE COASTERS
7. HOT FOR TEACHER/VAN HALEN
12. SCHOOL'S OUT/ALICE COOPER
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#6 Post by earendel » Wed Feb 10, 2021 11:20 am

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1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it
SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS' ROOM - Brownsville Station

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL - Pink Floyd

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym
CHARLIE BROWN - The Coasters

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#7 Post by T_Bone0806 » Wed Feb 10, 2021 11:35 am

High School Slutatorian wrote:
Spoiler

1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

Smokin' In The Boys Room-Brownsville Station and that motley idiot hair metal band

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

Centerfold-J. Geils Band

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't Stand So Close To Me-The Police

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

School Days-Chuck Berry

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2-Pink Floyd

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

Charlie Brown-The Coasters

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this

Hot For Teacher-Van Halen

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better

I Love You Period-Dan Baird

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

Dammit, Take It Easy It's Just Dodgeball-The Permanently Bruised

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

Bang The Drum All Day-Todd Rundgren

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

Taking Requests At The Holiday Inn-The Wrong Career Paths

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag

School's Out-Alice Cooper


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#8 Post by jarnon » Wed Feb 10, 2021 12:34 pm

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2. Centerfold
6. Charlie Brown
12. School’s Out for Summer

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#9 Post by kroxquo » Wed Feb 10, 2021 1:23 pm

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1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

Smoking In The Boys Room - Brownsville Station. Originally I had the following joke answer: Embarrassing Moments Just About Every High School Boy Had At One Time Or Another - No, Give Me the F, I'm Not Coming Up To The Board To Do the Problem. But then I remembered the spoken introduction to the song.

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

Centerfold - J. Geils Band

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

School Days - Chuck Berry. Or it might be the other one - he had two on the same theme with a virtually identical melody

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

Another Brick In the Wall, Part 2 - Pink Floyd

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

Charlie Brown - The Coasters

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this

Hot For Teacher - Van Halen.

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - Beastie Boys

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

Side Note - Sha Na Na was the first live concert I ever attended (not counting Up With People when I was 5).

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag

School's Out - Alice Cooper


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#10 Post by mellytu74 » Wed Feb 10, 2021 6:17 pm

Spoiler
1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM - BRONWSVILLE STATION

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

CENTERFOLD - J. GEILS BAND

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME - THE POLICE

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

SCHOOL DAYS - CHUCK BERRY

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

THE WALL - PINK FLOYD

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

CHARLIE BROWN - THE COASTERS

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this
HOT FOR TEACHER - VAN HALEN

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY - TODD RUNDGREN

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND - DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag

SCHOOL'S OUT - ALICE COOPER


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#11 Post by mrkelley23 » Wed Feb 10, 2021 6:40 pm

High School Slutatorian
Ohmagerd!!!! Like, long time no see, BFF's!!!! I haven't hung around this Bored in, like, forever! LB totally wanted me to serve as your hostess for this game, because it's all about school or something, and I have so many totally amazing memories of the, like, seven years I spent in high school! Like, all the cute boys! Wearing pink on Wednesdays..... OMG! That's, like, today!!! (Checks under skirt) Yep!!! Hanging out under the bleachers offering my famous services! I still remember my algebra teacher meeting me.... like, the only class I totally got an A in! Where was I? Oh, this game! Like, you should totally play it! Or...... well, I'm still hanging out under the bleachers since I never graduated and got a real job! You should totally see me sometime!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

Smokin' in the Boys Room -- Brownsville Station

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

Centerfold -- j. Geils Band

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't Stand so Close to Me -- Police

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

School Days -- Chuck Berry

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

Another Brick in the Wall -- Pink Floyd

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

Charlie Brown -- The Coasters

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this

Hot for Teacher -- Van Halen

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better

I Love You Period -- Dan Baird

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

Bang the Drum All Day -- Todd Rundgren

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

Parents Just don't Understand -- DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag

School's Out -- Alice Cooper


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#12 Post by Hotseat Or Bust! » Wed Feb 10, 2021 9:40 pm

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1.) Smokin' In The Boys Room - Brownsville Station, 2.) Centerfold - J. Geils Band, 3.) Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police, 4.) - Chuck Berry, 5.) Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd,
7.) Hot For Teacher - Van Halen, 9.) Keep 'Em Separated - , 10.) I Just Want To Bang On My Drum All Day - Todd Rundgren, 12.) School's Out - Alice Cooper. Krox Bonus:
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#13 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:07 pm

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High School Slutatorian wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 6:54 am
Ohmagerd!!!! Like, long time no see, BFF's!!!! I haven't hung around this Bored in, like, forever! LB totally wanted me to serve as your hostess for this game, because it's all about school or something, and I have so many totally amazing memories of the, like, seven years I spent in high school! Like, all the cute boys! Wearing pink on Wednesdays..... OMG! That's, like, today!!! (Checks under skirt) Yep!!! Hanging out under the bleachers offering my famous services! I still remember my algebra teacher meeting me.... like, the only class I totally got an A in! Where was I? Oh, this game! Like, you should totally play it! Or...... well, I'm still hanging out under the bleachers since I never graduated and got a real job! You should totally see me sometime!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

Uh oh. Not knowing the first one is a bad sign . . .

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

Centerfold, J. Geils Band

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

Hail, hail, rock and roll, Chuck Berry

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

Hey, Teacher! Leave us kids alone.

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

Charlie Brown

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this

Hot for Teacher, Van Halen

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#14 Post by Earl the Squirrel » Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:14 pm

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High School Slutatorian wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 6:54 am
Ohmagerd!!!! Like, long time no see, BFF's!!!! I haven't hung around this Bored in, like, forever! LB totally wanted me to serve as your hostess for this game, because it's all about school or something, and I have so many totally amazing memories of the, like, seven years I spent in high school! Like, all the cute boys! Wearing pink on Wednesdays..... OMG! That's, like, today!!! (Checks under skirt) Yep!!! Hanging out under the bleachers offering my famous services! I still remember my algebra teacher meeting me.... like, the only class I totally got an A in! Where was I? Oh, this game! Like, you should totally play it! Or...... well, I'm still hanging out under the bleachers since I never graduated and got a real job! You should totally see me sometime!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

Smoking in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

Centerfold - J Geils Band

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

School Days - Chuck Berry

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

Charlie Brown - Coasters

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this

Hot for Teacher - Van Halen

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

Come Out and Play - The Offspring

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

Bang on the Drum All Day - Todd Rundgren

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

Parents Just Don't Understand - Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag

School's Out - Alice Cooper Group


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#15 Post by Bob78164 » Thu Feb 11, 2021 5:12 am

Did I get an A?
1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

Girlfriend Is a Centerfold, J. Geils Band

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't Stand so Close to Me, The Police

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control

Another Brick in the Wall, Pink Floyd

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this

Kodachrome, Paul Simon

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#16 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Feb 11, 2021 8:58 am

1. Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it
Smokin' in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station (It's rare I support the 70's artist over the 80's one, but I do prefer this to Motley Crue's version. However, Crue's video was one of the classics of MTV's golden era...)

2. Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
Centerfold - J Geils Band

3. Inside her, there`s longing
This girl`s an open page
Book marking, she`s so close now
This girl is half his age
Don't Stand So Close To Me - Police

4. Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot
School Day - Chuck Berry (Why is this song NOT named Hail Hail Rock and Roll?)

5. We don`t need no education
We dont need no thought control
Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd (Unless it's Synchronicity, Part numbers may as well be parentheticals to me...)

6. That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven
Down in the boy's gym
Charlie Brown - Coasters

7. I think of all the
Education that I missed
But then my homework
Was never quite like this
Hot For Teacher - Van Halen (Yeah, I usually do one of the spoken parts, because they're so random and fun..... but not this time.)

8. Then one day I decided that
I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
Was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better
I Love You Period - Dan Baird

9. Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own
Come Out And Play - Offspring

10. Every day
When I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
Bang the Drum All Day - The Real Todd Rundgren

11. I said, this isn't Sha Na Na
Come on, Mom, I'm not Bowser
Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (Will Smith couldn't even get top billing in his rap group back in the day!)

12. Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
School's Out - Alice Cooper (Krokus had an interesting version of this that VH1 Classic used to play a lot too...)


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist where at least part of the song takes place in a school.

Kind of a tough choice here. I liked Weasel's the best, but there's a nagging in my brain I've seen it in a past Image Bonus before. Jarnon's probably made me laugh the most, but only because I still like to think of Trump as that egotist who liked plastering his name all over everything and not.... well, you know. In the end, you can never go wrong with a good old classic Stooges reference, so TBone gets the IBB for swinging with the alphabet!
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:10 am

JJC Points:


Weasel gets a supermax for scatological humor...

Vandal gets 2 JJC points for finding a squirrel graduation comic...

Panic gets 2 JJC points for work, every time I take some time off. Like this week...

frank gets 3 JJC points for Sting's opinion (who asked him?) and for being a bad boy...

TBone gets 3 JJC points for insulting Motley Crue and for Curly's a dope...

jarnon gets a supermax for higher edjumacation...

Krox gets 3 JJC points for embarrassing first concerts (And I though Dan Fogelberg being my only concert was bad), Kroxing a song I cut from the game at the last minute, and for Mr. KOTTAIR...

melly gets 2 JJC points for taking the Slutatorian's invitation under the bleachers seriously...

mrk gets 3 JJC points for fair testing...

Hottie gets 2 JJC points for knowing the answer...

Sprots gets a JJC point for missing so many easy songs...

Earl gets 2 JJC points for going with cute over sassy (I've always wondered who posed those cats in the second one, and how...)

Bob gets a JJC point for getting a D-minus...


Points:

Weasel 26+5
Vandal 17+2
Panic 28+2
frank 23+3
ear 8
TBone 27+3+5
jarnon 10+5
Krox 23+3
melly 27+2
mrk 29+3
Hottie 22+2
Sprots 13+1
Earl 27+2
Bob 11+1
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/10/21

#18 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:11 am

Sprots gets a JJC point for missing so many easy songs...
Thanks for the point. I will note that the only one of those I missed was "easy" was smoking in the boys room.

Don't suppose that gets me any more points . . .
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