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Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:08 am
by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine
It's time for about three people's everyone's favorite Bored tradition, the 20th Annual Parade of Merry Men!
Featuring, yours truly, the Mad Mad Mad Mad Swine as grand marshal!
This so makes up for getting snubbed in 2009....
Let's all hold hands and walk down the road throwing out yummy unwrapped candy to all of the kiddies! Bwahahahaha!!!!!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:12 am
by National Apathy Party
This is our kind of year. Not that we care...
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:17 am
by littleblueneon
I may be a compact cube now, but I can still leak oil from my float to make the Bored Sweeper's job a pain in the ass...
Beep!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:19 am
by Four Hour Stiffy
I've got the longest float in this parade, baby...
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:21 am
by Ronnnnn
I wass supposedd to deliverr the flagg to today'ss parade, butt hadd a litttle acccidentt.....
oooopss!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:27 am
by _TPTB_
Are you guys still around?
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:31 am
by Larry Brown
Hey, how 'bout my Cowboys? Just half a game out of first! I see another stompin' of the Steelers in the Super Bowl!
Neil O'Donnell still plays for them, right?
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:33 am
by Rod Serling
In b4 my doppelganger...
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:34 am
by Snow Globe Ass
Alright, who stuck the WIDE LOAD sticker on my back?
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:35 am
by LookingForHumorPoints
Snow Globe Ass wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:34 am
Alright, who stuck the WIDE LOAD sticker on my back?
Hee!Hee!Hee!!!!!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:39 am
by Highly Offended
I am highly offended that this parade is bullying fat people! And clowns! And now monkeys!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:40 am
by Super Creepy Rob Lowe
Mind if I smell your hair, Mr. Offended?
*sniff sniff*
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:47 am
by Astros Trash Can
I'm not one to beat my own drum, but I used to be big news!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:48 am
by The Real Todd Rundgren
Astros Trash Can wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:47 am
I'm not one to beat my own drum, but I used to be big news!
Would you mind if I banged on you all day?
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:50 am
by Jocelyn Elders
The Real Todd Rundgren wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:48 am
Astros Trash Can wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:47 am
I'm not one to beat my own drum, but I used to be big news!
Would you mind if I banged on you all day?
I know I wouldn't mind.
I'd even be happy to supervise.... you know, in a professional manner.
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:52 am
by George Carlin
This parade is moderately neato...
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:59 am
by KilljoyWasHere
I'm only here to make sure nobody has any fun.
Looks like my services are not needed at this time...
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:07 am
by 10 Pound Balls
Four Hour Stiffy wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:19 am
I've got the longest float in this parade, baby...
Too bad your truck nuts are dragging the road...
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:28 am
by Watch Taper
::tap::
:tap:
:tap:
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:08 am
by Justice_David_Souter
I may no longer be on the Court, but I still can judge, and I judge this parade OUT OF ORDER!!!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:14 am
by Girl From Porky's
It's hard to see Mike Hunt in the parade because Mike Hunt has a mask on (Mike Hunt is rarely covered).
But know that Mike Hunt sees you and that makes Mike Hunt happy.
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:16 am
by Al Pacino
Justice_David_Souter wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:08 am
I may no longer be on the Court, but I still can judge, and I judge this parade OUT OF ORDER!!!
THAT'S MY LINE!!
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER...
THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:17 am
by Prof-Roy_Hinkley
I believe I can speak for the rest of the castaways when I say, "Get us off this island!"
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:18 am
by Robert Preston
My friends. . .ya got trouble here on the Bored!
Trouble with a Capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Parade!
Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:21 am
by Kid Rock
Even though I'm a talentless hack,
I own the libs just by being here!!
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA