Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

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Jack Webb
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#26 Post by Jack Webb » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:26 am

Now let's all gather peacefully. Don't make me angry, you bunch of guttermouth punks!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#27 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:28 am

Watch where you step, the street is loaded with...
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MONKEY FAZOO!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#28 Post by Bill Haley » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:30 am

One, Two, Three O'clock...


Ah, forget it. This place hasn't rocked around the clock in years.
Let's rock around the clock...

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#29 Post by Col Nathan Jessep Fantine » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:33 am

We march in the parade, son.

We march in the parade or people die.

It's that simple.

Are we clear?

Are we clear?!
Get off my wall!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#30 Post by Clint Eastwood » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:36 am

In all the confusion, I can't remember if I've marched in five parades or six.

Well punk.

Which is it?
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#31 Post by Grandpa Beast » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:39 am

Clint Eastwood wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:36 am
In all the confusion, I can't remember if I've marched in five parades or six.

Well punk.

Which is it?
Get off of my lawn!
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#32 Post by Bo Donaldson » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:42 am

It's the perfect time for a sing along! Everybody sing:

Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life. Billy...


Hey, who's throwing tomatoes?

You cut that out!

It's a great song. A timeless song.

Ouch!
I'm the one in the middle.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#33 Post by Dizzy Miss Lizzie » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:50 am

I'm trying to improve my image these days.

So I want to get to know parade goers.. and them to know me.

If you have a question, just bring it on.

If I have one, I won't hesitate...

to axe you
Don't cross me.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#34 Post by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:52 am

Always remember this:

Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,

and that means you live forever.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#35 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:00 am

Let's all salute Old Glory!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#36 Post by Alfred Hitchbored » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:05 am

If I keep attending these monstrosities,

they'll have to put me in

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The Family Plot
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#37 Post by Jim Rome » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:06 am

This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.

That was epic.

This parade had a take, and it sucked.

I am out!
Have a take and do no suck.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#38 Post by Gregory Peccary » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:11 am

On our Bored, all BBs are created equal.

I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our Bored and of cyberspace - that's no ideal to me.

That is a living, working reality!

Now I am confident that you BBs will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and that decision is...

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THIS PARADE IS SO BAD IT COULD KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!!
Dig my vest.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#39 Post by DeWolf Hopper » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:16 am

Oh, somewhere on this favored Bored the sun is shining bright;

These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,

And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;

So there is no joy in Boredville

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'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#40 Post by John Houseman » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:22 am

You come to this Parade

with a skull full of mush

and, if you survive,

you'll have eeeeearned it!
You have a head full of mush.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#41 Post by RoBored Zemeckis » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:35 am

I've seen the past and the parades used to suck.

I've been Back to the Future and the parades will suck.

At least we have today and...

Ha! This parade sucks, too!
Once more from the top, people.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#42 Post by T_Bone's Groupies » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:38 am

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:00 am
Let's all salute Old Glory!

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I think Four Hour Stiffy already is. Reminds us of the days when we used to ask T-Bone "Is that a microphone stand, or are you just happy to see us?"
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#43 Post by T_Bone0806 » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:42 am

T_Bone's Groupies wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:38 am
I think Four Hour Stiffy already is. Reminds us of the days when we used to ask T-Bone "Is that a microphone stand, or are you just happy to see us?"
Just to clarify, it was a microphone stand. DEFINITELY a microphone stand.
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#44 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:05 pm

Looks about right for 2020...

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#45 Post by Jim Everett » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:09 pm

Jim Rome wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:06 am
This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.

That was epic.

This parade had a take, and it sucked.

I am out!
Dude, wear a mask!

Preferably a soundproof one...
I'm gonna tell you one more time.... Don't call me Chris!!!!!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#46 Post by The Shithouse Rats » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:11 pm

T_Bone0806 wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:42 am
T_Bone's Groupies wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:38 am
I think Four Hour Stiffy already is. Reminds us of the days when we used to ask T-Bone "Is that a microphone stand, or are you just happy to see us?"
Just to clarify, it was a microphone stand. DEFINITELY a microphone stand.
And here we thought George Michael was the first one to go onstage hiding a shuttlecock...
TELL ME WHY!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#47 Post by Beavis & Butthead » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:12 pm

Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!

Shuttlecock!

Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#48 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:22 pm

Everyone who marches in this year's parade gets to scritch me for FREE!!!!

I can't wait to see how many Merry Men Sprots has now.... :D :D :D
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#49 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 25, 2020 6:49 pm

Jim Rome wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:06 am
This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.

That was epic.

This parade had a take, and it sucked.

I am out!
That was against my Elway! :evil:

Of course, I didn't know he was my Elway at the time . . .

CAN'T YOU READ?????? NO SCRITCHES!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#50 Post by Troy Polymolyolygon » Thu Nov 26, 2020 4:39 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 6:49 pm
Jim Rome wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:06 am
This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.

That was epic.

This parade had a take, and it sucked.

I am out!
That was against my Elway! :evil:

Of course, I didn't know he was my Elway at the time . . .

CAN'T YOU READ?????? NO SCRITCHES!!!!!!!!!
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