Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
- Jack Webb
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Now let's all gather peacefully. Don't make me angry, you bunch of guttermouth punks!
Just the facts, ma'am.
- CharleyWeaverToBlock
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Watch where you step, the street is loaded with...
Spoiler
MONKEY FAZOO!
- Bill Haley
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
One, Two, Three O'clock...
Ah, forget it. This place hasn't rocked around the clock in years.
Ah, forget it. This place hasn't rocked around the clock in years.
Let's rock around the clock...
- Col Nathan Jessep Fantine
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
We march in the parade, son.
We march in the parade or people die.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
Are we clear?!
We march in the parade or people die.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
Are we clear?!
Get off my wall!
- Clint Eastwood
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
In all the confusion, I can't remember if I've marched in five parades or six.
Well punk.
Which is it?
Well punk.
Which is it?
Make my day.
- Grandpa Beast
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Get off of my lawn!Clint Eastwood wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:36 amIn all the confusion, I can't remember if I've marched in five parades or six.
Well punk.
Which is it?
Yes, I said uphill BOTH ways, you darn whippersnappers!
- Bo Donaldson
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
It's the perfect time for a sing along! Everybody sing:
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life. Billy...
Hey, who's throwing tomatoes?
You cut that out!
It's a great song. A timeless song.
Ouch!
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life. Billy...
Hey, who's throwing tomatoes?
You cut that out!
It's a great song. A timeless song.
Ouch!
I'm the one in the middle.
- Dizzy Miss Lizzie
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
I'm trying to improve my image these days.
So I want to get to know parade goers.. and them to know me.
If you have a question, just bring it on.
If I have one, I won't hesitate...
to axe you
So I want to get to know parade goers.. and them to know me.
If you have a question, just bring it on.
If I have one, I won't hesitate...
to axe you
Don't cross me.
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Always remember this:
Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,
and that means you live forever.
Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,
and that means you live forever.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
- Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Let's all salute Old Glory!
- Alfred Hitchbored
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
If I keep attending these monstrosities,
they'll have to put me in
they'll have to put me in
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The Family Plot
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- Jim Rome
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.
That was epic.
This parade had a take, and it sucked.
I am out!
That was epic.
This parade had a take, and it sucked.
I am out!
Have a take and do no suck.
- Gregory Peccary
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
On our Bored, all BBs are created equal.
I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our Bored and of cyberspace - that's no ideal to me.
That is a living, working reality!
Now I am confident that you BBs will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and that decision is...
I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our Bored and of cyberspace - that's no ideal to me.
That is a living, working reality!
Now I am confident that you BBs will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and that decision is...
Spoiler
THIS PARADE IS SO BAD IT COULD KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!!
Dig my vest.
- DeWolf Hopper
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Oh, somewhere on this favored Bored the sun is shining bright;
These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;
So there is no joy in Boredville
These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;
So there is no joy in Boredville
Spoiler
'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
- John Houseman
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
You come to this Parade
with a skull full of mush
and, if you survive,
you'll have eeeeearned it!
with a skull full of mush
and, if you survive,
you'll have eeeeearned it!
You have a head full of mush.
- RoBored Zemeckis
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
I've seen the past and the parades used to suck.
I've been Back to the Future and the parades will suck.
At least we have today and...
Ha! This parade sucks, too!
I've been Back to the Future and the parades will suck.
At least we have today and...
Ha! This parade sucks, too!
Once more from the top, people.
- T_Bone's Groupies
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
I think Four Hour Stiffy already is. Reminds us of the days when we used to ask T-Bone "Is that a microphone stand, or are you just happy to see us?"
T-Bone still makes our hearts flutter. Or maybe we just forgot to take our medication.
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Just to clarify, it was a microphone stand. DEFINITELY a microphone stand.T_Bone's Groupies wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:38 amI think Four Hour Stiffy already is. Reminds us of the days when we used to ask T-Bone "Is that a microphone stand, or are you just happy to see us?"
"#$%&@*&"-Donald F. Duck
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Looks about right for 2020...
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Dude, wear a mask!
Preferably a soundproof one...
I'm gonna tell you one more time.... Don't call me Chris!!!!!
- The Shithouse Rats
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
And here we thought George Michael was the first one to go onstage hiding a shuttlecock...T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:42 amJust to clarify, it was a microphone stand. DEFINITELY a microphone stand.T_Bone's Groupies wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:38 amI think Four Hour Stiffy already is. Reminds us of the days when we used to ask T-Bone "Is that a microphone stand, or are you just happy to see us?"
TELL ME WHY!
I doooon't like Moooondaaaays!!!!
I doooon't like Moooondaaaays!!!!
- Beavis & Butthead
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Shuttlecock!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Shuttlecock!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
- Evil Squirrel
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
Everyone who marches in this year's parade gets to scritch me for FREE!!!!
I can't wait to see how many Merry Men Sprots has now....
I can't wait to see how many Merry Men Sprots has now....
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--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
- SportsFan68
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
That was against my Elway!
Of course, I didn't know he was my Elway at the time . . .
CAN'T YOU READ?????? NO SCRITCHES!!!!!!!!!
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- Troy Polymolyolygon
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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!
'You need a new football baby boy. There is still room in Troy's harem, darling. And you can scritch my luxurious mane to your heart's content!SportsFan68 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 6:49 pmThat was against my Elway!
Of course, I didn't know he was my Elway at the time . . .
CAN'T YOU READ?????? NO SCRITCHES!!!!!!!!!
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