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ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine
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Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#1 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:08 am

It's time for about three people's everyone's favorite Bored tradition, the 20th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Featuring, yours truly, the Mad Mad Mad Mad Swine as grand marshal!

This so makes up for getting snubbed in 2009....

Let's all hold hands and walk down the road throwing out yummy unwrapped candy to all of the kiddies! Bwahahahaha!!!!!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#2 Post by National Apathy Party » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:12 am

This is our kind of year. Not that we care...
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Proudly supporting the Thousandaire in '12 campaign!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#3 Post by littleblueneon » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:17 am

I may be a compact cube now, but I can still leak oil from my float to make the Bored Sweeper's job a pain in the ass...

Beep!
Beep!Beep!

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#4 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:19 am

I've got the longest float in this parade, baby...
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!

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#5 Post by Ronnnnn » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:21 am

I wass supposedd to deliverr the flagg to today'ss parade, butt hadd a litttle acccidentt.....

oooopss!

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#6 Post by _TPTB_ » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:27 am

Are you guys still around?

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#7 Post by Larry Brown » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:31 am

Hey, how 'bout my Cowboys? Just half a game out of first! I see another stompin' of the Steelers in the Super Bowl!

Neil O'Donnell still plays for them, right?
Larry Brown - Super Bowl XXX MVP, Baby!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#8 Post by Rod Serling » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:33 am

In b4 my doppelganger...

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#9 Post by Snow Globe Ass » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:34 am

Alright, who stuck the WIDE LOAD sticker on my back?
You like big butts and you cannot lie!!!!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#10 Post by LookingForHumorPoints » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:35 am

Snow Globe Ass wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:34 am
Alright, who stuck the WIDE LOAD sticker on my back?
Hee!Hee!Hee!!!!!

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#11 Post by Highly Offended » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:39 am

I am highly offended that this parade is bullying fat people! And clowns! And now monkeys!

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#12 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:40 am

Mind if I smell your hair, Mr. Offended?

*sniff sniff*
Don't be like this me.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#13 Post by Astros Trash Can » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:47 am

I'm not one to beat my own drum, but I used to be big news!
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#14 Post by The Real Todd Rundgren » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:48 am

Astros Trash Can wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:47 am
I'm not one to beat my own drum, but I used to be big news!
Would you mind if I banged on you all day?
Hello, it's me!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#15 Post by Jocelyn Elders » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:50 am

The Real Todd Rundgren wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:48 am
Astros Trash Can wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:47 am
I'm not one to beat my own drum, but I used to be big news!
Would you mind if I banged on you all day?
I know I wouldn't mind.

I'd even be happy to supervise.... you know, in a professional manner.

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#16 Post by George Carlin » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:52 am

This parade is moderately neato...
I'm feeling fine AND dandy, thank you....

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#17 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:59 am

I'm only here to make sure nobody has any fun.

Looks like my services are not needed at this time...

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#18 Post by 10 Pound Balls » Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:07 am

Four Hour Stiffy wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:19 am
I've got the longest float in this parade, baby...
Too bad your truck nuts are dragging the road...

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#19 Post by Watch Taper » Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:28 am

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#20 Post by Justice_David_Souter » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:08 am

I may no longer be on the Court, but I still can judge, and I judge this parade OUT OF ORDER!!!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#21 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:14 am

It's hard to see Mike Hunt in the parade because Mike Hunt has a mask on (Mike Hunt is rarely covered).

But know that Mike Hunt sees you and that makes Mike Hunt happy.
To know Mike Hunt is to love Mike Hunt

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#22 Post by Al Pacino » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:16 am

Justice_David_Souter wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:08 am
I may no longer be on the Court, but I still can judge, and I judge this parade OUT OF ORDER!!!
THAT'S MY LINE!!

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER...

THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!
I'm just gettin' started!

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#23 Post by Prof-Roy_Hinkley » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:17 am

I believe I can speak for the rest of the castaways when I say, "Get us off this island!"

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#24 Post by Robert Preston » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:18 am

My friends. . .ya got trouble here on the Bored!

Trouble with a Capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Parade!
I am the Music Man

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Re: Let's Gather Together and PARADE!

#25 Post by Kid Rock » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:21 am

Even though I'm a talentless hack,

I own the libs just by being here!!

MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
I’ve eaten Crow. She liked it!

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