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Oliver Fry
Firefighter

Oliver is the youngest of six firefighters in the family. He's been doing it for twenty years. He says it's been a bit more difficult these days; they have had to do things a little differently in the fire station. He says he's not afraid of getting COVID but is concerned about giving it to his family or friends. He hasn't seen his 92-year old mother in four or five months. Oliver's sister Kathy Sanchez, a retired educator, is the smartest person Oliver knows. She taught elementary and middle school.

$100: You're most likely to hear the announcement "Please remain seated until the captain has turned off the 'Fasten Seat Belt' sign" while doing what?
A - shoppinig for groceries
B - flying in an airplane
C - getting a haircut
D - being abducted by aliens

Spoiler

Answer: B (flying in an airplane)

$200: In a cheeky introduction to its privacy policy, what brand's website states, "Our site uses cookies. We make them too".
A - Chiquita
B - Tropicana
C - Oreo
D - Ragu

Spoiler

Answer: C (Oreo)

$300: Located in Bath, England, Mr B's Emporium of Reading Delights is the fanciful name of a local what?
A - pharmacy
B - florist
C - bookstore
D - gym

Spoiler

Answer: C (bookstore)

$500: Which of the following is a nickname for a photographer and not an insect?
A - bed bug
B - ladybug
C - stink bug
D - shutterbug

Spoiler

Answer: D (shutterbug)

$1000: A mountain climiber whose leg muscles begin to involuntarily vibrate is said to have what?
A - Liberace legs
B - Elvis legs
C - Coolio legs
D - Meat Loaf legs

Spoiler

Answer: B (Elvis legs)

commercial break

$2000: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter account has what accurate one-word bio?
A - astrophysicist
B - judge
C - quarterback
D - proctologist

Spoiler

Answer: A (astrophysicist)

Oliver asks for his sister's help. She doesn't know who he is, then Oliver says he realizes who this is.

THE HORN!!!

The show ends up with a retrospective of Regis Philbin. The show is donating money to his favorite charities.

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Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:03 pm

Oliver Fry
Firefighter

Oliver is the youngest of six firefighters in the family. He's been doing it for twenty years. He says it's been a bit more difficult these days; they have had to do things a little differently in the fire station. He says he's not afraid of getting COVID but is concerned about giving it to his family or friends. He hasn't seen his 92-year old mother in four or five months. Oliver's sister Kathy Sanchez, a retired educator, is the smartest person Oliver knows. She taught elementary and middle school.

Nihil obstat® thus far.

So far, so good.