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Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:04 pm
by Lizbit
Every now and then, men drive up to our house in a truck with a trailer, from which they unload big, noisy machines. Then they turn on the machines and go all around the yard, STEALING THE GRASS! Me and Wiki are inside, guarding the house, when we need to be outside, guarding the lawn. We yell at them through the windows, but they don't pay any attention to us. If my mom is home, she says, "Don't worry about it, girls. They are just doing their job."

What kind of job is stealing grass? How can that be legal? What should we do? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.

Love, Libit

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:28 pm
by tlynn78
You stay on their case, Lizbit - you can't just let them get away with that nonsense. With so many states legalizing grass for recreational use, it's only going to get worse.The should at least give your mom a cut of the profits.

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:18 pm
by Beebs52
tlynn78 wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:28 pm
You stay on their case, Lizbit - you can't just let them get away with that nonsense. With so many states legalizing grass for recreational use, it's only going to get worse.The should at least give your mom a cut of the profits.
Lizbit, these guys probably have a medical condition. They may need a blacklight and Jimi Hendrix music.

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:29 pm
by Evil Squirrel
Aw, come on Lizzie! I thought we were gonna mud rassle! It's a lot easier when the grass is all gone!

Plus, the tall blades make my nuts itch....

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:41 pm
by tlynn78
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:29 pm
Aw, come on Lizzie! I thought we were gonna mud rassle! It's a lot easier when the grass is all gone!

Plus, the tall blades make my nuts itch....
Mind your manners, young man, Lizbit is a lady!

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:34 pm
by kayrharris
There is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!

kay

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:55 pm
by Kiki's Cleaning Lady
kayrharris wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:34 pm
There is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!

kay
I guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.

I still have those pics on my phone....

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:43 pm
by kayrharris
Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:55 pm
kayrharris wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:34 pm
There is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!

I guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.

I still have those pics on my phone....


Excuse me?? I think you have me confused with one of the Kardashians. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:01 pm
by Bob78164
Lizbit wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:04 pm
Every now and then, men drive up to our house in a truck with a trailer, from which they unload big, noisy machines. Then they turn on the machines and go all around the yard, STEALING THE GRASS! Me and Wiki are inside, guarding the house, when we need to be outside, guarding the lawn. We yell at them through the windows, but they don't pay any attention to us. If my mom is home, she says, "Don't worry about it, girls. They are just doing their job."

What kind of job is stealing grass? How can that be legal? What should we do? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.

Love, Libit
They're not stealing grass, Lizbit. They're collecting it. They were running low on their grass supply so they decided to collect some mow. --Bob

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:46 pm
by Lizbit
Bob78164 wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:01 pm
Lizbit wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:04 pm
Every now and then, men drive up to our house in a truck with a trailer, from which they unload big, noisy machines. Then they turn on the machines and go all around the yard, STEALING THE GRASS! Me and Wiki are inside, guarding the house, when we need to be outside, guarding the lawn. We yell at them through the windows, but they don't pay any attention to us. If my mom is home, she says, "Don't worry about it, girls. They are just doing their job."

What kind of job is stealing grass? How can that be legal? What should we do? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.

Love, Libit
They're not stealing grass, Lizbit. They're collecting it. They were running low on their grass supply so they decide to collect some mow. --Bob
That is an excellent pun, Mr. Bob! Thank you for spending it on Wiki and me. (If you ever want to use it with your two-legged friens, we promise not to tell that we heard it first.)

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:09 am
by littlebeast13
kayrharris wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:43 pm
Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:55 pm
kayrharris wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:34 pm
There is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!

I guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.

I still have those pics on my phone....


Excuse me?? I think you have me confused with one of the Kardashians. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Interesting that tgirl defended Lizbit's ladyhood, but not yours. Hmmmmmmm........

lb13

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:13 am
by tlynn78
littlebeast13 wrote:
Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:09 am
kayrharris wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:43 pm
Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:55 pm


I guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.

I still have those pics on my phone....


Excuse me?? I think you have me confused with one of the Kardashians. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Interesting that tgirl defended Lizbit's ladyhood, but not yours. Hmmmmmmm........

lb13
you made me spit my drink.
That said, I'm sure there is no photographic evidence of KiKi - I mean Ms. Kay being anything other than completely circumspect.



I'm not saying it didn't happen, just saying she's not stupid. Just sayin.

Re: Isn't there a law against this?

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:14 pm
by kayrharris
See, I told you! Thanks t-girl. I appreciate your support. ...I think! Just sayin.



kay