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A middle aged couple were in bed together when the wife started thinking to herself about the future if something should happen to her.
“Darling,” she said “If I die, then hypothetically would you marry again?”
“Oh no,” replied her husband “I could never do that”
“I wouldn’t mind” she said. “It would be nice to know you weren’t lonely”
“Well, okay then, maybe hypothetically I would” he says and gets back to his book.
After some more thinking the wife says “If you did hypothetically marry again, would you sleep with her in this bed?”
“Oh no, I couldn’t possibly do that, it would be disrespectful” says the husband.
“It’s okay, I wouldn’t mind” she continues.
“Well, okay then maybe hypothetically I could” says the husband.
Another few minutes go by before the wife asks “And if you did remarry, would you let her use my golf clubs?”
“Oh no” the husband responds “She’s left-handed!”
“Darling,” she said “If I die, then hypothetically would you marry again?”
“Oh no,” replied her husband “I could never do that”
“I wouldn’t mind” she said. “It would be nice to know you weren’t lonely”
“Well, okay then, maybe hypothetically I would” he says and gets back to his book.
After some more thinking the wife says “If you did hypothetically marry again, would you sleep with her in this bed?”
“Oh no, I couldn’t possibly do that, it would be disrespectful” says the husband.
“It’s okay, I wouldn’t mind” she continues.
“Well, okay then maybe hypothetically I could” says the husband.
Another few minutes go by before the wife asks “And if you did remarry, would you let her use my golf clubs?”
“Oh no” the husband responds “She’s left-handed!”
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What size bra does the Little Mermaid wear?
Spoiler
A sea cup.
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From Twitter:
I set the alarm on my iPhone to vibrate and woke up all confused thinking my table at Outback was ready.
I set the alarm on my iPhone to vibrate and woke up all confused thinking my table at Outback was ready.
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Knock knock.
Who's there
Figs
Figs who
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
Who's there
Figs
Figs who
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
Re: Joke of the Day
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