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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:52 pm
by wbtravis007
Vandal wrote:
Sat Jul 11, 2020 1:40 pm
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Love it!

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 5:41 am
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:40 am
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:56 am
by triviawayne
Rick Astley will let you have every Pixar movie in his collection except one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:50 pm
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:43 pm
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Re: Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:17 am
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:51 am
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:13 pm
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:02 pm
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 11:29 am
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 5:54 am
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:48 pm
by Vandal
From Twitter:

Glad to see Nicholas Cage is wearing his mask whilst shopping

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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:47 am
by tlynn78
Estonut wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 12:10 am
A guy passing the local barbershop pops his head in the door and asks, "Bob Peters here?"

The barber looks at him quizzically and replies, "No, sir! We just cut hair."
<snort>! thanks for the water through my nose.

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:42 pm
by earendel
What font does alphabet soup use for its letters?
Spoiler
Times New Ramen

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:04 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:55 am
by Vandal
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:39 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:46 pm
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