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#51 Post by wbtravis007 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:52 pm

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#52 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 13, 2020 5:41 am

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#53 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:43 pm

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#54 Post by Vandal » Tue Jul 14, 2020 4:07 pm

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#55 Post by Vandal » Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:40 am

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#56 Post by triviawayne » Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:56 am

Rick Astley will let you have every Pixar movie in his collection except one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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#57 Post by Vandal » Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:50 pm

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#58 Post by Vandal » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:43 pm

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#59 Post by Vandal » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:42 pm

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#60 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:17 pm

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#61 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:27 pm

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#62 Post by Vandal » Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:27 am

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#63 Post by Vandal » Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:17 am

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#65 Post by Vandal » Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:13 pm

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#66 Post by Vandal » Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:02 pm

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#67 Post by Vandal » Sun Jul 26, 2020 11:29 am

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#68 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 27, 2020 5:54 am

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#69 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:48 pm

From Twitter:

Glad to see Nicholas Cage is wearing his mask whilst shopping

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#70 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:47 am

Estonut wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 12:10 am
A guy passing the local barbershop pops his head in the door and asks, "Bob Peters here?"

The barber looks at him quizzically and replies, "No, sir! We just cut hair."
<snort>! thanks for the water through my nose.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine

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#71 Post by earendel » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:42 pm

What font does alphabet soup use for its letters?
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Times New Ramen
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."

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#72 Post by Vandal » Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:04 pm

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#73 Post by Vandal » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:55 am

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

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#74 Post by Vandal » Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:39 pm

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#75 Post by Vandal » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:46 pm

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