Re: Joke of the Day
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:20 pm
My friend in Colorado who has a cattle ranch told me this:
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I thought I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway...I had the vet come and take a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once daily.
The bull started to service the cows within two days…all my cows!
He broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him but they taste like peppermint.
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I thought I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway...I had the vet come and take a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once daily.
The bull started to service the cows within two days…all my cows!
He broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him but they taste like peppermint.
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BB humor:
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Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”
The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”
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My wife has been missing for a week.
The police told me to prepare for the worst.
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So I went to Goodwill and got all her stuff back.
The police told me to prepare for the worst.
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So I went to Goodwill and got all her stuff back.
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George came home one day very excited. "Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife, Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!" Jean responded, "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her.
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My first wife was a nymphomaniac; the nympho wore off.