WWTBAM Bored

triviawayne wrote: ↑

Mon May 24, 2021 12:42 pm

wow, almost 8 pages on a thread before it devolves into this crap - bravo for a new record people!

I agree. Could we all of us pledge - no politics in this thread. I really like getting the chuckle whenever there is something new here.

Write your own caption:

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, ‘Five beers, please!’

There was once a very elite bar at the top of a very tall, 100 story skyscraper. Once, on a very steamy night, an unusual patron walked into that bar. He was very handsome and muscular, wore glasses, and had an air of professionalism and self-assurance about himself.

He walked up to the bar, slapped down a credit card, and asked for a rare and exotic drink. After downing it, he walked over to the patio, leaped from the building, flew twice around it, and landed safely back on the patio. Other patrons noticed his impossible feat and sat there with their mouths agape. Three of those patrons rushed to the bartender, and each demanded to have the exact drink that the flying patron had ordered.

The barkeep said he’d like to, but the flying patron demanded it remain his secret. Each of the observers began trying to bribe the bartender until they bid astronomical amounts, and the bartender could resist no more. He served each the secret concoction, and they lined up at the opening in gleeful anticipation.

They all leaped off the patio, simultaneously clasping each other’s hands in a show of unity, but unfortunately, they fell 100 stories to their deaths. The flying patron ordered more rounds of the secret mixture. While facing the bartender, he raised his glass in a toast to the fallen. The bartender glared at him in disgust and said: Superman, sometimes you disgust me.

I spent some time at the pool on Saturday. It was hot so I drank lots of water.
After a while I was a little uncomfortable, and feeling lazy, went to the deep end and pee'd.
The life guard blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in.