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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:55 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:58 pm
by Beebs52
Gahhhhhhh!!!

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:48 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 5:00 am
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:50 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:15 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:55 am
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am
by Vandal
This is fitting:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 am
by T_Bone0806
Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am
This is fitting:

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I hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.

And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.

I'm looking at you, wb :lol:

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:12 am
by wbtravis007
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 am
Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am
This is fitting:

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I hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.

And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.

I'm looking at you, wb :lol:
Who, me?

I'm just talkin' about Shaft!

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:42 am
by thguy65
wbtravis007 wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:12 am
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 am
Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am
This is fitting:

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I hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.

And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.

I'm looking at you, wb :lol:
Who, me?

I'm just talkin' about Shaft!
Shut yo' mouth!

- Tim H.

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:01 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:15 am
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:08 am
by Vandal
From Twitter;

Pfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Modena vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Oxford vaccine: effective, protective, and safe

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 7:08 am
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:36 am
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:38 am
by SportsFan68
Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:08 am
From Twitter;

Pfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Modena vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Oxford vaccine: effective, protective, and safe
LOL! I'm forwarding to my English teacher BFF.

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:34 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:31 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:04 pm
by Vandal
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Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:56 pm
by SpacemanSpiff
And now for some Christmas humor, here's the story of why there is often an angel on top of a Christmas tree.

It all started one year at the North Pole, much worse than what we've had here in 2020, if you can believe it.

First, the elves had been on strike for much of the summer, and toy production was behind schedule.

Donner and Blitzen had come down with hoof and mouth disease, and had to be quarantined.

Mrs. Claus was going through "the change." Imagine having hot flashes at the North Pole!

And Santa just got a letter from the IRS questioning his status as a 501(c) charity for all the toys he delivered.

So Santa was pulling out his hair at his office when Vinnie the Angel comes in, dragging a big blue spruce behind him and says....
Spoiler
YO SANTA!!! WHACHOO WANT ME TO DO WID DIS CHRISTMAS TREE????
And that is why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree. :mrgreen:

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:25 am
by BackInTex

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:27 am
by silverscreenselect
BackInTex wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:25 am
Best one in a year!
And first post in a year!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back!

I've really missed you. Ever since you and Flock left, I've had no one to argue with.

Hope everything is going okay with you and yours.

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:32 am
by BackInTex
Second best joke, by the Bored's biggest joke.

Second best joke, by the Bored's biggest joke.

Re: Joke of the Day

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:33 am
by BackInTex
silverscreenselect wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:27 am
BackInTex wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:25 am
Best one in a year!
And first post in a year!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back!

I've really missed you. Ever since you and Flock left, I've had no one to argue with.

Hope everything is going okay with you and yours.
Don't get too excited. Yes, I broke the seal, but I have another one.....somewhere around here, I'm sure.