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#101 Post by Vandal » Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:55 pm

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#102 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:58 pm

Gahhhhhhh!!!
Well, then

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#103 Post by Vandal » Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:48 pm

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#104 Post by Vandal » Wed Oct 21, 2020 5:00 am

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#105 Post by Vandal » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:50 pm

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#106 Post by Vandal » Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:15 pm

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#107 Post by Vandal » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:55 am

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#108 Post by Vandal » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am

This is fitting:

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#109 Post by T_Bone0806 » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 am

Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am
This is fitting:

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I hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.

And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.

I'm looking at you, wb :lol:
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#110 Post by wbtravis007 » Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:12 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 am
Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am
This is fitting:

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I hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.

And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.

I'm looking at you, wb :lol:
Who, me?

I'm just talkin' about Shaft!

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#111 Post by thguy65 » Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:42 am

wbtravis007 wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:12 am
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:32 am
Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:09 am
This is fitting:

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I hardly think they need our help, whenever morning comes they will crow. They will simply get up at the crack of dawn.

And no comments about getting "up" in the morning or how tired Dawn must be.

I'm looking at you, wb :lol:
Who, me?

I'm just talkin' about Shaft!
Shut yo' mouth!

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#112 Post by Vandal » Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:01 pm

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#113 Post by Vandal » Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:15 am

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#114 Post by Vandal » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:08 am

From Twitter;

Pfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Modena vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Oxford vaccine: effective, protective, and safe
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#115 Post by Vandal » Wed Nov 25, 2020 7:08 am

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#116 Post by Vandal » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:36 am

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#117 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:38 am

Vandal wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:08 am
From Twitter;

Pfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Modena vaccine: effective, protective and safe
Oxford vaccine: effective, protective, and safe
LOL! I'm forwarding to my English teacher BFF.
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#118 Post by Vandal » Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:34 pm

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#119 Post by Vandal » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:31 pm

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#120 Post by Vandal » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:04 pm

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#121 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:56 pm

And now for some Christmas humor, here's the story of why there is often an angel on top of a Christmas tree.

It all started one year at the North Pole, much worse than what we've had here in 2020, if you can believe it.

First, the elves had been on strike for much of the summer, and toy production was behind schedule.

Donner and Blitzen had come down with hoof and mouth disease, and had to be quarantined.

Mrs. Claus was going through "the change." Imagine having hot flashes at the North Pole!

And Santa just got a letter from the IRS questioning his status as a 501(c) charity for all the toys he delivered.

So Santa was pulling out his hair at his office when Vinnie the Angel comes in, dragging a big blue spruce behind him and says....
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YO SANTA!!! WHACHOO WANT ME TO DO WID DIS CHRISTMAS TREE????
And that is why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree. :mrgreen:
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#122 Post by BackInTex » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:25 am

In the end, they will all pretty much taste the same.

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#123 Post by silverscreenselect » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:27 am

BackInTex wrote:
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Best one in a year!
And first post in a year!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back!

I've really missed you. Ever since you and Flock left, I've had no one to argue with.

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#124 Post by BackInTex » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:32 am

Second best joke, by the Bored's biggest joke.

Second best joke, by the Bored's biggest joke.
In the end, they will all pretty much taste the same.

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#125 Post by BackInTex » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:33 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:27 am
BackInTex wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:25 am
Best one in a year!
And first post in a year!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back!

I've really missed you. Ever since you and Flock left, I've had no one to argue with.

Hope everything is going okay with you and yours.
Don't get too excited. Yes, I broke the seal, but I have another one.....somewhere around here, I'm sure.
In the end, they will all pretty much taste the same.

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